015 :: Audio

[hulkbusted]

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

Text Addendum
This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

Text Addendum 2
This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.


[ooc: Bring it on.]

Comments

[hexappeal]

Assuming it even comes back with me. Save your money. Allow there to be some chivalry in my beating up some guy I don't know.

[hulkbusted]

If nothing else I don't feel bad in saying that he had it coming.

[hexappeal]

Alright! Set up a showdown for me! [She says like they're middle-schoolers.]

[hulkbusted]

Now I have to get him to meet you by the fountain too?

[hexappeal]

Hey, I don't even know the guy's name! I'm sorry if asking you to hook me up is too difficult for your delicate sensibilities, honey. Just make sure you have dinner on the table by the time I get back. [She basically is calling him a pansy.]

[hulkbusted]

His name's Loki. You're looking for the one with the bug hat, not the kid or the father/mother of my daughter. [Yeah? Bring it on.]

[hexappeal]

Loki? Eh, Norse gods. Piece of cake. It's the Greeks you have to worry about. [Zeus is pretty cool with her, though. Chummy, even.] But ah. [Unsures??? Maybe be a bit more specific because what the hell is going on here....,.,.,....]

[hulkbusted]

The pregnant pause is for the reference to my daughter, right? Curse thing. It's very... weird to explain.

[hexappeal]

There's also the whole "mother/father" thing. That was more the thing I meant. But I have time, I think.

[hulkbusted]

He's male most of the time, but wasn't male when she was born. It's gets complicated. [Freakin' trickster gods.]

[hexappeal]

What.

[hulkbusted]

Are you really asking for a full blow-by-blow? I was really hoping "City curse" would cover it.

[hexappeal]

I don't know! You don't just say "oh, by the way, blah blah blah, it's nothing!" over that sort of thing, you know!

[hulkbusted]

Shapeshifter. Does that cover it? He was a she and stayed a she while she was pregnant and now she's a he again.

[hexappeal]

It's okay! I don't judge! I mean, I have a pretty messed up sex life sometimes, too!

[hulkbusted]

Are you someone's daddy?

[hexappeal]

I'm no one's anything, B.

[hulkbusted]

I'm sorry.

[hexappeal]

Don't be. [It's easier being unattached.]

[hulkbusted]

[No it isn't.]

I'll pretend.

[hexappeal]

[It's easier to be deluded, then. It means no one gets hurt.]

Like I said, don't. I'll be out of your hair soon enough. I'll turn back into a pumpkin and you can go back to your regularly scheduled programming.

[hulkbusted]

[And she's lecturing him?]

You'll be the shapeliest pumpkin in the patch.

[hexappeal]

[She didn't say that she wasn't a hypocrite.]

What more could a pumpkin ask for?

[hulkbusted]

Fishnets and a top hat?

[hexappeal]

I'm barely recognizable without them. You'd walk right past me and not even know it.