015 :: Audio

[hulkbusted]

If you've lived here for a while, you probably understand what's going on as much as any of us can understand the things that happen in the City. If you're newly arrived, either today or within the past month or two, this is probably more confusing.

There is a high probability that this is a two-day curse. People who have arrived today will likely leave after Sunday night. There's a history of this kind of curse in network postings if you go back far enough.

What I'm saying is that if there are people you don't want to see who have just popped up, they'll probably be gone soon and you can breathe a sigh of relief. If there are people here you want to see, make the best of this time, because I'm sorry to say it's probably limited.

Text Addendum
This guy: [link] is a few fries short of a happy meal. Just walk the other way if you see him and contact the police force.

Text Addendum 2
This guy: [link] isn't my favorite person when he isn't turning into a screaming beast apparently intent on eating me. If you run into him, it might be him, and that's enough reason to avoid him, and it might be this (link to a screencap from this conversation) and you really want to avoid that.


[ooc: Bring it on.]

Comments

[hexappeal]

I suspect I've not much time here. Want me to teach 'em a lesson? [How sweet.]

[hulkbusted]

I wouldn't say no. I probably should, but I wouldn't.

[hexappeal]

It would be rude to discourage a gift I've spent a whole minute and a half contemplating giving you.

[hulkbusted]

I try not to be rude to beautiful women. [He pays attention, Z.]

[hexappeal]

Careful, Casanova. You're treading in deep waters.

[hulkbusted]

I can tread water for a little while.

[hexappeal]

Yeah, yeah. And then conveniently I'm not going anywhere and you have to get yourself some scuba gear.

[hulkbusted]

I'll probably need help picking the right gear in that case.

[hexappeal]

I'm just making sure you understand what you're getting yourself into.

[hulkbusted]

I can say with complete confidence that I do not.

[hexappeal]

Then I think that I'm going to leave it up in the air.

[hulkbusted]

Now that's just mean, especially if you're gone at the end of the weekend.

[hexappeal]

Hey, you're the one that started all this! Beside that, I'm not sure you'd be able to keep that pretty little head of yours screwed on straight, were I to tell you what I thought you were suggesting. Considering you're so naive you haven't figured it out on your own. Some scientist...

[hulkbusted]

Naive? [Well, he's certainly figured it out now. Maybe.] Are you collecting scientists across realities?

[hexappeal]

You know what? Yeah. Let's go with that.

[hulkbusted]

I'm not that dense. If you come back, let me take you out. We've already done lunch, maybe dinner and a show? I met a blues singer recently.

[hexappeal]

You might just be. I wasn't talking about dates. [SHOULD'VE HUNG UP WHEN YOU COULD HAVE]

[hulkbusted]

Sorry, dinner and a show is about as far as I go on any date. I have a condition that stops it there.

[hexappeal]

You're a cute guy. I could do abstinent. [Is saving yourself for marriage a "condition" now?]

[hulkbusted]

[By some measures, yes, but he's thinking more in terms of not causing physical injury or death at an inopportune moment. As though there are opportune moments....] I bet.

[hexappeal]

Hey, I made it six months while I was here. That has to count for something. [She briefly considers asking about it, just because she's nosy, but. Probably better not to. For now.]

[hulkbusted]

It counts as much as you want it to. It's just not on the menu for me. [Curses don't count, and he'd really like to just block out those occasions from existence.]

[hexappeal]

That must be very difficult. Frankly, I'm not sure I could deal with that.

[hulkbusted]

It gets easier with time but I wouldn't wish it on anyone else.

[hexappeal]

...is this not a choice, then?