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[studmuffin]

can some1 teach me sign language real quick?

[ Because there was an unfortunate incident earlier with a shopkeeper and panties and he's never, ever going back there, okay? ]

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

why do you need to learn sign language?

[studmuffin]

bcos every other sentence of mine is a metaphor. & it kinda looks like were all cursed 2day.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Weird. What did you say?

[studmuffin]

something abt panties and twists im not writing it out just in case it works ovr txt 2

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Wow. Good one.

[studmuffin]

never allowed in the grocery store agin tbh

[lupusalpha]

Why?

[studmuffin]

you're 2 straightlaced 2 b affected so were ok.

[lupusalpha]

What kind of curse is this?

[studmuffin]

metaphors coming true :C :C :C

[lupusalpha]

Don't say anything.

Your metaphors are awful.

[studmuffin]

dude rude much?

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[bettercallit]

This is one of those things I probably shouldn't ask about, right?

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[studmuffin]

i think im cursed and all my metaphors r coming tru. >C

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[bettercallit]

What did you do to figure that out?

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[studmuffin]

mentioned something about twisted panties to the lady in teh store. :<

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[bettercallit]

My non-existent lady parts are aching at the thought.

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[studmuffin]

sum unfortunate accident is gonna befall me by the end of 2day. i can tell.

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[accidentalfugitive]

not 2 point out the obvious. but ur asking people to teach you sign language by text???

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[studmuffin]

dude i cant open my mouth.

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[accidentalfugitive]

curse or my wish came true?

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[studmuffin]

curse. metaphors end up coming tru.

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[accidentalfugitive]

omg dnt speak!!!!!

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[accidentalfugitive]

do u even know how to speak without using 50 weird metaphors?

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[studmuffin]

NO THATS WHY IM TXTING GOD ISAAAC