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[studmuffin]

can some1 teach me sign language real quick?

[ Because there was an unfortunate incident earlier with a shopkeeper and panties and he's never, ever going back there, okay? ]

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[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

why do you need to learn sign language?

[studmuffin]

bcos every other sentence of mine is a metaphor. & it kinda looks like were all cursed 2day.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Weird. What did you say?

[lupusalpha]

Why?

[studmuffin]

you're 2 straightlaced 2 b affected so were ok.

[lupusalpha]

What kind of curse is this?

[studmuffin]

metaphors coming true :C :C :C

[studmuffin]

something abt panties and twists im not writing it out just in case it works ovr txt 2

[lupusalpha]

Don't say anything.

Your metaphors are awful.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Wow. Good one.

[studmuffin]

never allowed in the grocery store agin tbh

[studmuffin]

dude rude much?

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[bettercallit]

This is one of those things I probably shouldn't ask about, right?

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[studmuffin]

i think im cursed and all my metaphors r coming tru. >C

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

What? That's so stupid. Did she think you did that on purpose? What the fuck is wrong with people? She must be new, here.

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[bettercallit]

What did you do to figure that out?

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[studmuffin]

mentioned something about twisted panties to the lady in teh store. :<

[studmuffin]

i dnt kno but it was a monumental overreaction.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

...how badly do you need groceries?

1/2

[studmuffin]

i can send derek. he wouldn't know a metaphor if it came up and bit him in the ass

2/2

[studmuffin]

crap i rly hope they have 2 be said outloud

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[bettercallit]

My non-existent lady parts are aching at the thought.

Re: 2/2

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Good one. How bad is it gonna be for you if just typing a metaphor makes this curse do it's thing?

[studmuffin]

well lets just say that if they can't find my body, tell the authorities to check the woods for half chewed parts.

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[studmuffin]

sum unfortunate accident is gonna befall me by the end of 2day. i can tell.