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[studmuffin]

can some1 teach me sign language real quick?

[ Because there was an unfortunate incident earlier with a shopkeeper and panties and he's never, ever going back there, okay? ]

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[studmuffin]

bcos every other sentence of mine is a metaphor. & it kinda looks like were all cursed 2day.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Weird. What did you say?

[studmuffin]

something abt panties and twists im not writing it out just in case it works ovr txt 2

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Wow. Good one.

[studmuffin]

never allowed in the grocery store agin tbh

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

What? That's so stupid. Did she think you did that on purpose? What the fuck is wrong with people? She must be new, here.

[studmuffin]

i dnt kno but it was a monumental overreaction.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

...how badly do you need groceries?

1/2

[studmuffin]

i can send derek. he wouldn't know a metaphor if it came up and bit him in the ass

2/2

[studmuffin]

crap i rly hope they have 2 be said outloud

Re: 2/2

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Good one. How bad is it gonna be for you if just typing a metaphor makes this curse do it's thing?

[studmuffin]

well lets just say that if they can't find my body, tell the authorities to check the woods for half chewed parts.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Why? You'll just come back City dead a few days later. And then you can tell them yourself who did it.

[studmuffin]

so i dpnt even get a ttly cool criminal investigation? that sux.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I can investigate.

[studmuffin]

awesome. u can be nancy drew and ill be the dead guy!

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I don't think Nancy Drew avenges people after they've died. Who does that? Can I be whoever that is?

[studmuffin]

ok so ur the black widow.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Nice.

[studmuffin]

im still unfortunately a -.

[ Crap, he was going to say corpse. ]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Just watch your words, dude. You'll be alright. You have...what...14 hours to go until this day is done?

[studmuffin]

u dnt understand i can never keep quiet i took 2 much adderall 2day im probably going 2 end up dead.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

How do you take too much adderall? Aren't there instructions?

[studmuffin]

i ignored them? it helps me think

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

How's that working out for you, bro?