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[studmuffin]

can some1 teach me sign language real quick?

[ Because there was an unfortunate incident earlier with a shopkeeper and panties and he's never, ever going back there, okay? ]

Comments

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Why? You'll just come back City dead a few days later. And then you can tell them yourself who did it.

[studmuffin]

so i dpnt even get a ttly cool criminal investigation? that sux.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I can investigate.

[studmuffin]

awesome. u can be nancy drew and ill be the dead guy!

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I don't think Nancy Drew avenges people after they've died. Who does that? Can I be whoever that is?

[studmuffin]

ok so ur the black widow.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Nice.

[studmuffin]

im still unfortunately a -.

[ Crap, he was going to say corpse. ]

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Just watch your words, dude. You'll be alright. You have...what...14 hours to go until this day is done?

[studmuffin]

u dnt understand i can never keep quiet i took 2 much adderall 2day im probably going 2 end up dead.

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

How do you take too much adderall? Aren't there instructions?

[studmuffin]

i ignored them? it helps me think

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

How's that working out for you, bro?

[studmuffin]

not gr8. but usually i'm not cursed.