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[studmuffin]

can some1 teach me sign language real quick?

[ Because there was an unfortunate incident earlier with a shopkeeper and panties and he's never, ever going back there, okay? ]

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[bettercallit]

He could try. But I'd hate to hurt him due to the fact that I like you. It'd make things awkward. You're right, our love was never meant to be.

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[studmuffin]

its ok i have welcomed my fate of dynng loveless.

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[bettercallit]

Love you like an uncle, that's gotta count, right?

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[studmuffin]

ill take it.

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[bettercallit]

What about the shady guy in the woods? You spend an awful lot of time with him.

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[studmuffin]

wat abt him?

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[bettercallit]

You ask me, he's got a serious thing for you, kid.

[ Humour doesn't carry quite the same in text, but still. The protective streak is intense. ]

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[studmuffin]

YEAH A MURDEROUS THING.

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[bettercallit]

Is that what that is?

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[studmuffin]

he hates my guts bro. why does nbdy understand this?

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[bettercallit]

It might have something to do with him shitting himself whenever there's danger on the arisen. Should I be more openly worried, threatening people? 'Cause I can do that.

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[studmuffin]

derek wants me dead.

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[bettercallit]

If he touches you, I'll kill him myself.

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[studmuffin]

he wont. he needs scott in his gang 2 much

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[bettercallit]

He's in a gang?

[ Look, Stiles, this is the part where he stops joking around and starts wearing a serious face. ]

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[studmuffin]

hav u not ntoiced the leather jackets?

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[bettercallit]

There's a few in my closest, it doesn't mean I'm in a gang.

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[studmuffin]

the Avengers is ttly a gang.

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[bettercallit]

Not sure Director Fury would agree, it's not the impression he's trying to put off. Besides, we don't wear matching outfits.

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[studmuffin]

ur all superheros tho

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[bettercallit]

Technically, I'm a sidekick. No superpower.

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[studmuffin]

dude no ur a superhero.

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[bettercallit]

You've met Captain America, right? He's a superhero. Me? I'm happy being almost as good without the advantages.

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[studmuffin]

:C mystical powers do not a superhero make. look @ batman

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[bettercallit]

It's true, Batman's untouchable. Wouldn't mind copping a feel if he wanders by.