[video] one and one is two

[bedsidemanners]

[Raphael has a pointer in hand and is currently jabbing it towards hand-drawn but accurate, labeled diagrams of male and female reproductive systems. First at one, then at the other, as if he's instructing a small child.]

Depending on who you ask, this is either the most natural thing in the world or a perversion of the highest order. Regardless, it has its inconveniences.

[Without half the amusement this might seem to warrant, he sets down the pointer and puts up a picture of a baby, covering up the diagrams.]

So I suggest using protection.

[A box of condoms and a pack of birth control pills zoom from off-camera into his hand. He holds them both up for inspection.]

[... And then with even less amusement, he puts up a picture of a red-eyed, one-winged angel on top of the first.]

Please.

[No amusement left at all, as he shakes his head slowly, pushing back a few strands of hair before putting up a picture of a demon. He looks at it for a second before turning to the camera again, edge of his mouth starting to tilt into as near a grin as he can manage--]

-- But once you've ensured that everything's safe, enjoy yourselves. Experiment. If you ever need any tips, don't hesitate to let me know.

(OOC: ... ahaha. He'll explain if asked, but in Angel Sanctuary, the product of an angel/angel union is an inbred i-child, which tends to have red eyes and one or no wings. The product of an angel/human union, allegedly, is an Evil.)

Comments

[shall_yield_us]

Of course you'd offer yourself wholeheartedly for this.

[bedsidemanners]

Why wouldn't I?

[shall_yield_us]

Public decency, Raphael. I hear some do pay it a certain due.

[bedsidemanners]

Only people with reputations to keep.

[shall_yield_us]

...and now I must wonder what in the world they all thought when you delayed during one of her consultations...

[ronderotarel]

Protection? You mean protection from the beatings?

[bedsidemanners]

Protection from pregnancy and disease.

[a pause] Well, the condom protects from both, but obviously, birth control only prevents ovulation.

[ronderotarel]

But that shit only happens if you have sex with girls. [He looks vaguely disgusted.]

[bedsidemanners]

I find they beat the alternative, but it's a personal preference.

... I'd hate to imagine what kind of sex you were having if beatings were involved.

[dignity_misery]

Nature and perversion aren't mutually exclusive.

[bedsidemanners]

And what makes you say that, my dear?

[dignity_misery]

Perversion is subjective, and it is the nature of some.

[bedsidemanners]

I've heard that rhetoric before. But don't you think that shifts the blame off of the perverse?

[becomingstrong]

[Just...

No words.

Just sputtering.]

[bedsidemanners]

Don't tell me you need further details.

[becomingstrong]

No!

[bedsidemanners]

So you're just insulted.

[valentineluke]

*trying not to laugh at you*

[bedsidemanners]

There are too many children here for me to be much more explicit.

[valentineluke]

This is the first time I've seen you so reserved in regards to sex the subject matter.

[bedsidemanners]

I'd rather show than tell.

[gotashortfuse]

.........................

That's disgusting.

[bedsidemanners]

Just to you.

[gotashortfuse]

No. It's gross.

[bedsidemanners]

You never do change.