[video] one and one is two

[bedsidemanners]

[Raphael has a pointer in hand and is currently jabbing it towards hand-drawn but accurate, labeled diagrams of male and female reproductive systems. First at one, then at the other, as if he's instructing a small child.]

Depending on who you ask, this is either the most natural thing in the world or a perversion of the highest order. Regardless, it has its inconveniences.

[Without half the amusement this might seem to warrant, he sets down the pointer and puts up a picture of a baby, covering up the diagrams.]

So I suggest using protection.

[A box of condoms and a pack of birth control pills zoom from off-camera into his hand. He holds them both up for inspection.]

[... And then with even less amusement, he puts up a picture of a red-eyed, one-winged angel on top of the first.]

Please.

[No amusement left at all, as he shakes his head slowly, pushing back a few strands of hair before putting up a picture of a demon. He looks at it for a second before turning to the camera again, edge of his mouth starting to tilt into as near a grin as he can manage--]

-- But once you've ensured that everything's safe, enjoy yourselves. Experiment. If you ever need any tips, don't hesitate to let me know.

(OOC: ... ahaha. He'll explain if asked, but in Angel Sanctuary, the product of an angel/angel union is an inbred i-child, which tends to have red eyes and one or no wings. The product of an angel/human union, allegedly, is an Evil.)

Comments

[bedsidemanners]

I don't-- that's despicable.

[ronderotarel]

What? Who the fuck do you think you are to judge me? [He doesn't want another Sebastian Michaelis telling him he's a dirty brat. Especially when he doesn't have Claude here to comfort him once he starts crying.]

[bedsidemanners]

Not you. You didn't do anything. Him.

[ronderotarel]

I don't care about that perverted old man. He's deader than dirt anyway.

[bedsidemanners]

That shouldn't have happened.

[ronderotarel]

It's the past! I don't even fucking know why we're still talking about it. [Big smile.] I need to ask you a favor!

[bedsidemanners]

[well, far be it from him to quite want to press further]

I'll warn you, I very rarely do anyone favors.

[ronderotarel]

You ca do a favor to me though, right? [And there's a flutter of eyelashes. His fucked up childhood did give him with some bad habits.]

[bedsidemanners]

You'd have to tell me what it is first.

[ronderotarel]

I need to go to the hospital because there's a doctor who will give me condoms. [He likes this word.] But I don't know how to get there.

[bedsidemanners]

I'm a doctor.

Haven't you got a map on your device?

[ronderotarel]

I don't understand maps, they're confusing. [More like he's always had Claude doing these things for him, and doing them by myself just reminds him that Claude is not here.] Are you really a doctor? You think I'm infected? That other doctor said I needed to go over for a check up.

[bedsidemanners]

The best in the world. But I've got a limited clientele.

[a pause] I'd say it's likely.

[ronderotarel]

Why is it likely? Do you see it on my face? [He's freaking out now.] The doctor said it might be because I live with someone who's not human. But we haven't had intercourse yet. You think I might be infected all the same? And my brother is just six, you think he might be infected too? [On the edge of hysteria.] If you have a limited clientele that's okay. You can not treat me, but can you treat my brother?

[bedsidemanners]

..... Wait, is your brother here?

Calm down. I was only judging from how... [ugh, the idea of talking about this with someone who got a start this young is a bit distasteful to him]... you were talking about it. No one would know for sure without an exam.

[debating, but only a little] I... don't generally treat men.

[ronderotarel]

Yes, my brother is here too. Now I'm worried about him. I don't want to pass my infections to him. If I have any. Please can you treat him? I'll give you anything you want.

[bedsidemanners]

He hasn't slept with anyone, has he? If not he's probably clean.

1/2

[ronderotarel]

Of course he hasn't.

2/2

[ronderotarel]

Does this mean I will get infected if I sleep with someone? Even if he's not human?

[bedsidemanners]

There's a possibility. Of course, the chance gets higher as the number of partners you have increases, but... what is he, exactly?

[ronderotarel]

He's a demon. He's a creature from hell. Do you know anything about them?

[bedsidemanners]

More than I'd like.

[ronderotarel]

So-- are they infective?

[bedsidemanners]

Only morally.

[ronderotarel]

Ah. Not all of them, really! This one is just a baby demon, and he's really shy. He's not a bad person either. [If we're talking about demons like the one Alois is contracted to-- then maybe he can agree with you a bit.]