bedsidemanners: the only time his chest is on display (my lover's never charming)
Raphael ([personal profile] bedsidemanners) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 12:57 pm

[video] one and one is two

[Raphael has a pointer in hand and is currently jabbing it towards hand-drawn but accurate, labeled diagrams of male and female reproductive systems. First at one, then at the other, as if he's instructing a small child.]

Depending on who you ask, this is either the most natural thing in the world or a perversion of the highest order. Regardless, it has its inconveniences.

[Without half the amusement this might seem to warrant, he sets down the pointer and puts up a picture of a baby, covering up the diagrams.]

So I suggest using protection.

[A box of condoms and a pack of birth control pills zoom from off-camera into his hand. He holds them both up for inspection.]

[... And then with even less amusement, he puts up a picture of a red-eyed, one-winged angel on top of the first.]

Please.

[No amusement left at all, as he shakes his head slowly, pushing back a few strands of hair before putting up a picture of a demon. He looks at it for a second before turning to the camera again, edge of his mouth starting to tilt into as near a grin as he can manage--]

-- But once you've ensured that everything's safe, enjoy yourselves. Experiment. If you ever need any tips, don't hesitate to let me know.

(OOC: ... ahaha. He'll explain if asked, but in Angel Sanctuary, the product of an angel/angel union is an inbred i-child, which tends to have red eyes and one or no wings. The product of an angel/human union, allegedly, is an Evil.)
shall_yield_us: (there can be miracles)

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you'd offer yourself wholeheartedly for this.
shall_yield_us: (ready to go)

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Public decency, Raphael. I hear some do pay it a certain due.
shall_yield_us: (manae)

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
...and now I must wonder what in the world they all thought when you delayed during one of her consultations...
shall_yield_us: (seduction)

1/2

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh... no.
shall_yield_us: (devant)

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You'll catch poverty here if there're only women in your care, you know.
shall_yield_us: (decadence)

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You have no talent.
ronderotarel: (Default)

[personal profile] ronderotarel 2012-01-18 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Protection? You mean protection from the beatings?
dignity_misery: (tomorrow i will have no shame)

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-01-18 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Nature and perversion aren't mutually exclusive.
dignity_misery: (if I have to switch the lights off)

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-01-18 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Perversion is subjective, and it is the nature of some.
dignity_misery: (in between your thighs)

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2012-01-18 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Why does someone need to be blamed?
becomingstrong: (erk!)

[personal profile] becomingstrong 2012-01-18 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just...

No words.

Just sputtering.]
shall_yield_us: (tales to tell)

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
The same way Michael achieved his, or did you perhaps fail to notice all you archangels were given rather a bit of rank?
ronderotarel: (the fuck)

[personal profile] ronderotarel 2012-01-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
But that shit only happens if you have sex with girls. [He looks vaguely disgusted.]
shall_yield_us: (offer)

[personal profile] shall_yield_us 2012-01-18 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not, darling. I meant favouritism.

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