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[Raphael has a pointer in hand and is currently jabbing it towards hand-drawn but accurate, labeled diagrams of male and female reproductive systems. First at one, then at the other, as if he's instructing a small child.]

Depending on who you ask, this is either the most natural thing in the world or a perversion of the highest order. Regardless, it has its inconveniences.

[Without half the amusement this might seem to warrant, he sets down the pointer and puts up a picture of a baby, covering up the diagrams.]

So I suggest using protection.

[A box of condoms and a pack of birth control pills zoom from off-camera into his hand. He holds them both up for inspection.]

[... And then with even less amusement, he puts up a picture of a red-eyed, one-winged angel on top of the first.]

Please.

[No amusement left at all, as he shakes his head slowly, pushing back a few strands of hair before putting up a picture of a demon. He looks at it for a second before turning to the camera again, edge of his mouth starting to tilt into as near a grin as he can manage--]

-- But once you've ensured that everything's safe, enjoy yourselves. Experiment. If you ever need any tips, don't hesitate to let me know.

(OOC: ... ahaha. He'll explain if asked, but in Angel Sanctuary, the product of an angel/angel union is an ~~inbred~~ i-child, which tends to have red eyes and one or no wings. The product of an angel/human union, allegedly, is an Evil.)

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... Yet?

I'd... assume he should be fine. How did that even happen?

You mean how he got turned into a demon? [Alois is not really sure he should be talking about his own personal things with a stranger. The curse already had him talk about issues he'd never mention otherwise, but he figures Ciel would be cross if he found out Alois discussed these things with a stranger.] It's-- very complicated.

... I see.

[Clearly he doesn't.] Did he... did it have anything to do with his soul? [Because that makes a distinct amount of sense, and if he'd had the soul of a demon, it wasn't really a case of getting turned into one so much as it was reverting...]

[and, reluctantly]

Did you want any condoms?

[That is mildly impressive. Alois did not expect to find many other people in this city who know about demons and souls. He supposes he can tell what happened to this guy. He'll probably find out about it anyway.] Yes. My demon liked his soul more than he liked mine. So I turned Ciel into a demon so that my demon could never have him. It was a punishment. [A smirk.] I would have never let him take my demon away from me. But I do like Ciel now! I made him! [And after a moment's thought.] I might need those condoms yes.

I wasn't aware such a thing could be done. How do you have a demon of your own?

[... well. By Raphael's skewed figuring, the damage has already been done. Might as well offer them up.] All right, you can come and get them, then.

I have a demon because I made a contract with him. His name is Claude. [He looks pleased.] You'll give them to me? Really? Where do you want to meet me?

That's an odd name for a demon.

I don't need that many boxes. The fountain would be fine.

I'll meet you there right now. [And to the fountain Alois goes, walking quickly. He does need those condoms urgently after all.]

[Raphael, possibly, feels a small amount of guilt for this. The proper thing to do, more than likely, is to talk him out of this, but...]

[well]

[Someone else can go ahead and do that.]

[So Raphael heads off to the fountain, arriving fairly quickly, with a box of condoms indiscreetly under his arm, searching for the kid from the video. ... Did he even get his name?] ... Hey.

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