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poly_chromatic2012-01-18 12:57 pm
bedsidemanners) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-01-18 12:57 pm
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[video] one and one is two
[Raphael has a pointer in hand and is currently jabbing it towards hand-drawn but accurate, labeled diagrams of male and female reproductive systems. First at one, then at the other, as if he's instructing a small child.]
Depending on who you ask, this is either the most natural thing in the world or a perversion of the highest order. Regardless, it has its inconveniences.
[Without half the amusement this might seem to warrant, he sets down the pointer and puts up a picture of a baby, covering up the diagrams.]
So I suggest using protection.
[A box of condoms and a pack of birth control pills zoom from off-camera into his hand. He holds them both up for inspection.]
[... And then with even less amusement, he puts up a picture of a red-eyed, one-winged angel on top of the first.]
Please.
[No amusement left at all, as he shakes his head slowly, pushing back a few strands of hair before putting up a picture of a demon. He looks at it for a second before turning to the camera again, edge of his mouth starting to tilt into as near a grin as he can manage--]
-- But once you've ensured that everything's safe, enjoy yourselves. Experiment. If you ever need any tips, don't hesitate to let me know.
(OOC: ... ahaha. He'll explain if asked, but in Angel Sanctuary, the product of an angel/angel union is aninbred i-child, which tends to have red eyes and one or no wings. The product of an angel/human union, allegedly, is an Evil.)
Depending on who you ask, this is either the most natural thing in the world or a perversion of the highest order. Regardless, it has its inconveniences.
[Without half the amusement this might seem to warrant, he sets down the pointer and puts up a picture of a baby, covering up the diagrams.]
So I suggest using protection.
[A box of condoms and a pack of birth control pills zoom from off-camera into his hand. He holds them both up for inspection.]
[... And then with even less amusement, he puts up a picture of a red-eyed, one-winged angel on top of the first.]
Please.
[No amusement left at all, as he shakes his head slowly, pushing back a few strands of hair before putting up a picture of a demon. He looks at it for a second before turning to the camera again, edge of his mouth starting to tilt into as near a grin as he can manage--]
-- But once you've ensured that everything's safe, enjoy yourselves. Experiment. If you ever need any tips, don't hesitate to let me know.
(OOC: ... ahaha. He'll explain if asked, but in Angel Sanctuary, the product of an angel/angel union is an
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