11. ♙ text.

[awkwards]

hey curtis, have you been in my room again? i hate how when i walk into my room and my cock is glowing … it looks like eyes.

[ since every time something goes missing in alisha's room - or is not how it was in her memory - she blames one curtis donovan. too bad she forgot to filter this. or make sure autocorrect wasn't trolling her today. ]

CLOCK

[ too late ... ]

Comments

action! clearly this is alisha's fault.

[mrbackwards]

[ He folds his arms on the table to lean closer. ] I said. Fucking thank you. When you said I could stay.

Now I'm saying piss off because you're being ungrateful to me!

action! the fact that she is perfect? of course!

[awkwards]

How? I'm eating your fucking sandwich! [ when she's not talking. look, it's like, half gone, you twit! ] Why the fuck are you so angry for?

action! d-did i miss this tag?

[mrbackwards]

Good! [ Jesus fuck! His is gone, so he just leans back in his chair and runs his hands down his face. ]

I ain't fucking mad.

action! it personified simon!

[awkwards]

[ she cocks a brow. ] You're acting like I ran over your cat or something. You're kind of acting like you're mad.

action! IT MUST HAVE 8|

[mrbackwards]

Just... shut up and eat your sandwich, yeah?

[ Huffpuff he's folding his arms over his chest. ]

action! you should genderswap it ...

[awkwards]

[ she rolls her eyes and does so. she'll just eat in silence before saying - without looking at him! ]

Thanks. It's nice.

action! /chinhands

[mrbackwards]

[ Well whatever he's looking at the wall behind her! ]

Tastes okay?

action! /serenades.

[awkwards]

It tastes like a sandwich.

[ oh wait, she should probably try ... ]

A good one, yeah? That bar you work at should have you make them. Maybe then Nathan would pay up.

action! /listens from the balcony

[mrbackwards]

A good sandwich, yeah?

[ He kind of.. laughs what is their friendship seriously. ]

Dunno. If he didn't pay for the drinks something tells me he wouldn't pay for the sandwich.

action! /pushes off.

[awkwards]

You could always poison it.

[ the type where they show their affection through yelling and murderous plots. alisha is very serious about this, too. ]

And you wouldn't hire me as a sandwich server. Maybe if you hire Simon, he won't give Nathan any sandwiches.

action! /falllllllllls

[mrbackwards]

He's immortal, yeah?

[ This conversation is okay. Strangely. Unsettlingly ]

I can't hire you if you can't cook.

action! /throws a dumpster underneath you

[awkwards]

Still doesn't mean he doesn't die.

[ she rolls her eyes. ]

I can fucking cook. I just don't want to cook for you.

action! FALLS IN THE GARBAGE WAH

[mrbackwards]

You're the one suggesting it.

Sure you can.

action! /SPRAYS GIRLY THINGS I FOUND IN CURTIS' ROOM ON YOU

[awkwards]

I can fucking cook! Stop being such a twat. Just because I didn't offer to cut some bread doesn't mean I can't cook!

action! /SMELLS LIKE CURTISSA AND CRIES

[mrbackwards]

When I see you cook I'll know you can. Till then, I can't say.

action! /LAUGHS.

[awkwards]

You can't cook.

action! /PUNCHES

[mrbackwards]

Yes I fucking can.

action! /KICKS SHINS.

[awkwards]

A sandwich doesn't count.

action! /BITES

[mrbackwards]

I'll cook you a meal when you deserve it.

action! /MARIANATES

[awkwards]

Which will be never, since you can't cook, yeah?

[ lmao alisha will never deserve it, curtis. ]

action! ... (unsure)

[mrbackwards]

It'll be never because you ain't never going to deserve it.

[ Sob but he will because CURTIS IS GOOD TO YOU ALISHA. ]

action! (hungry) lmao that icon

[awkwards]

[ she rolls her eyes. ]

But you deserve my cooking?

action! :| gurl he is fabulous i keep tellin' you.

[mrbackwards]

I'm nice to you.

[ ... AHAHAHAH. ]

action! fabulously awful.

[awkwards]

[ she glares at him. ]

Telling me to piss off is nice?

action! fabulously beautuful.

[mrbackwards]

[ He glares back. ]

Making you a sandwich is.