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misfits - alisha bailey

11. ♙ text.

hey curtis, have you been in my room again? i hate how when i walk into my room and my cock is glowing … it looks like eyes.

[ since every time something goes missing in alisha's room - or is not how it was in her memory - she blames one curtis donovan. too bad she forgot to filter this. or make sure autocorrect wasn't trolling her today. ]

CLOCK

[ too late ... ]

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[ oh he will win this childish war. ] I'm your flatmate, yeah? What's yours is mine.

Was watching you because I wasn't allowed to do anything.

That's not how it works. [ you've got it wrong. ]

I said you can wipe up. That's doing something, isn't it?

Sure it is. [ no i don't. ]

Thank you for your permission in letting me help you out. Really. I appreciate it.

[ she rolls her eyes. ] Fuck off. [ she hands him the plate to wipe it up. ]

Your welcome. [ and he wipes that plate like a bawwws. ]

I said thank you. [ for the sandwich. ] Jesus, who knew wiping dishes could make you so moody?

No you didn't. [ he needs a separate asspat for this. ]

Maybe if you'd have just let me fucking wash them for you.

Then you'd be complaining about me not washing up! I told you it was a nice sandwich, so I'm washing up because you probably think that any attempt I make at cooking is a way to poison you. [ since he thinks she can't cook. 8( ]

The point is I'm trying to just fucking do something nice for you and you still have to bitch about it! Why can't I make you lunch and clean up and that just be okay? You give me a hard time about everything. [ pms harder curtis. ]

I'd let you cook for me if you offered.

You think I can't cook. [ she crosses her arms over her chest, which isn't a good idea since her hands are wet. ] And you're the one who is always having a go at me! That's why you can't make me lunch and clean it up.

If you ever really wanted to I'd try it. [ blink blink. ] Well I'd have liked to!

[ alisha deflates. it's hilarious how something so nice turns into a bickering match which ends up with them understanding each other. alisha feels a little foolish. ] Fine. One day I'll make you something that isn't a sandwich and we won't bitch about it, yeah?

[ and this is where... he remembers she's his best friend and their fight was the most pointless thing ever. he sighs through his nose. ] Yeah. I'll finish this up, you go change your shirt.

[ she hadn't even realised! oh, he's such a good best friend. not that she'll ever admit it. with a glance down, she unwraps her arms and wipes them on ... well, her shirt, since he has the cloth. ] You're not going to get moody about it?

[ damn right he is! he slings the cloth over his shoulder to move to the sing and gives her a tiny smile. ] I got it and I ain't mad 'bout it. Go clean yourself up.

I'm not a mess! It's just water. [ so, she does exactly what she's told except not. and pulls herself to sit up on the counter by the sink. ]

[ and he rolls his eyes and.. gives her a flat look because alisha why are you not listening? he throws the rag over her shoulder to cover it up. ]

So fucking stubborn.

[ she throws the rag back at him and grins. ] Such a prick. Does it look like the rag belongs on me?

[ and he rolls his eyes again just to throw it back. ] Trying to give you something to dry yourself up.

[ alisha pauses before swinging her legs a little. ] Thanks. That was nice of you.

[ and he pauses before looking to her. ] Your welcome. Glad you liked it.

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action! yeah taryn they're not texting anymore X(

action! LMFAO HIDES.

action! TROLLOLOLOL

action! IT WAS A TYPO! i can't be perfect ALL the time.

action! (troll)

action! what an accurate portrait ...

action! it's my good side.

action! all your sides are good. except for the front.

action! wanna take me from the back?

action! lmfao ... (evilsmirk)

action! (evil_grin)

action! (alisha)

action! (simon)

action! (rudy)

action! (kelly)

action! (probation worker)

action! (mr miggles)

action! (deadcat)

action! [curtis]

action! [love]

action! [rainbow]