11. ♙ text.

[awkwards]

hey curtis, have you been in my room again? i hate how when i walk into my room and my cock is glowing … it looks like eyes.

[ since every time something goes missing in alisha's room - or is not how it was in her memory - she blames one curtis donovan. too bad she forgot to filter this. or make sure autocorrect wasn't trolling her today. ]

CLOCK

[ too late ... ]

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action! /clings to

[mrbackwards]

Yeah. I'm done.

[ he pauses before getting up, snatching her plate and putting it on his.

and carrying it to the kitchen like a boss. ]

action! /runs into

[awkwards]

[ wow, bitch! alisha's angry and so she follows him and stands at the sink, trying to block him out of the way. ]

Give 'em here.

action! /dramatic slow run

[mrbackwards]

I'll fucking wash them-- Alisha, move.

[ he is trying to get around her. ]

action! /starts firing my gun of love but obviously misses you as you run

[awkwards]

[ she might be short, but she is stubborn as a rock! ]

You made the sandwiches, I can wash the dishes. Give them to me.

action! /dances around the bullets and flops

[mrbackwards]

[ yeah well he's tall and stubborn! ]

Ain't a big deal. I can handle it.

action! /sits on.

[awkwards]

Er, weren't you complaining just a minute ago that I wasn't grateful for your sandwich? Let me wash up!

[ and has a dark cloud! btw, she is not moving. ]

action! oh my~

[mrbackwards]

[ oh my gad you make life so hard. he glares for a little while before extending his arms to give her the dishes. ]

action! no one can save you now.

[awkwards]

[ she takes them. she smiles. victorious! and goes about washing them. turning the tap on, letting the water turn hot, and then she just lets the hot water get rid of all the germs. these will be the best washed plates in history, bro. ]

action! baby i don't wanna be saved.

[mrbackwards]

[ and he folds his arms over her chest. and watches her. because this is their relationship in a nutshell. ]

action! oh ... :( releases you.

[awkwards]

[ ... she can feel his intense, cloudy stare. ]

Quit staring. You could dry these.

[ gosh, be more useless, curtissa. ]

action! no! lock me back away X(

[mrbackwards]

[ as she is meant to. ]

Oh so now you want my help?

[ but fine, whatevs, he's moving in to dry. ]

action! /breaks cage. run wild my pretty!

[awkwards]

[ she rolls her eyes. ]

Why do you have to make such a big deal out of everything?

action! /latches onto

[mrbackwards]

You're the one who wouldn't let me clean up.

action! twirls!

[awkwards]

[ alisha looks at him, a "you're a dumbass" tone taking home in her words: ] I wouldn't let you was up. Major difference.

I'm not going to clean up your mess.

action! twirls you!

[mrbackwards]

[ he rolls his eyes. ]

You're washing my plate.

action! oh my god it's wash not was /face in hands.

[awkwards]

[ got her. 8( so she's going to go the childish route: ] It's my plate you were eating on.

And you're standing there like a dickhead. It's annoying.

action! yeah taryn they're not texting anymore X(

[mrbackwards]

[ oh he will win this childish war. ] I'm your flatmate, yeah? What's yours is mine.

Was watching you because I wasn't allowed to do anything.

action! LMFAO HIDES.

[awkwards]

That's not how it works. [ you've got it wrong. ]

I said you can wipe up. That's doing something, isn't it?

action! TROLLOLOLOL

[mrbackwards]

Sure it is. [ no i don't. ]

Thank you for your permission in letting me help you out. Really. I appreciate it.

action! IT WAS A TYPO! i can't be perfect ALL the time.

[awkwards]

[ she rolls her eyes. ] Fuck off. [ she hands him the plate to wipe it up. ]

action! (troll)

[mrbackwards]

Your welcome. [ and he wipes that plate like a bawwws. ]

action! what an accurate portrait ...

[awkwards]

I said thank you. [ for the sandwich. ] Jesus, who knew wiping dishes could make you so moody?

action! it's my good side.

[mrbackwards]

No you didn't. [ he needs a separate asspat for this. ]

Maybe if you'd have just let me fucking wash them for you.

action! all your sides are good. except for the front.

[awkwards]

Then you'd be complaining about me not washing up! I told you it was a nice sandwich, so I'm washing up because you probably think that any attempt I make at cooking is a way to poison you. [ since he thinks she can't cook. 8( ]

action! wanna take me from the back?

[mrbackwards]

The point is I'm trying to just fucking do something nice for you and you still have to bitch about it! Why can't I make you lunch and clean up and that just be okay? You give me a hard time about everything. [ pms harder curtis. ]

I'd let you cook for me if you offered.