11. ♙ text.

[awkwards]

hey curtis, have you been in my room again? i hate how when i walk into my room and my cock is glowing … it looks like eyes.

[ since every time something goes missing in alisha's room - or is not how it was in her memory - she blames one curtis donovan. too bad she forgot to filter this. or make sure autocorrect wasn't trolling her today. ]

CLOCK

[ too late ... ]

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action! /pushes off.

[awkwards]

You could always poison it.

[ the type where they show their affection through yelling and murderous plots. alisha is very serious about this, too. ]

And you wouldn't hire me as a sandwich server. Maybe if you hire Simon, he won't give Nathan any sandwiches.

action! /falllllllllls

[mrbackwards]

He's immortal, yeah?

[ This conversation is okay. Strangely. Unsettlingly ]

I can't hire you if you can't cook.

action! /throws a dumpster underneath you

[awkwards]

Still doesn't mean he doesn't die.

[ she rolls her eyes. ]

I can fucking cook. I just don't want to cook for you.

action! FALLS IN THE GARBAGE WAH

[mrbackwards]

You're the one suggesting it.

Sure you can.

action! /SPRAYS GIRLY THINGS I FOUND IN CURTIS' ROOM ON YOU

[awkwards]

I can fucking cook! Stop being such a twat. Just because I didn't offer to cut some bread doesn't mean I can't cook!

action! /SMELLS LIKE CURTISSA AND CRIES

[mrbackwards]

When I see you cook I'll know you can. Till then, I can't say.

action! /LAUGHS.

[awkwards]

You can't cook.

action! /PUNCHES

[mrbackwards]

Yes I fucking can.

action! /KICKS SHINS.

[awkwards]

A sandwich doesn't count.

action! /BITES

[mrbackwards]

I'll cook you a meal when you deserve it.

action! /MARIANATES

[awkwards]

Which will be never, since you can't cook, yeah?

[ lmao alisha will never deserve it, curtis. ]

action! ... (unsure)

[mrbackwards]

It'll be never because you ain't never going to deserve it.

[ Sob but he will because CURTIS IS GOOD TO YOU ALISHA. ]

action! (hungry) lmao that icon

[awkwards]

[ she rolls her eyes. ]

But you deserve my cooking?

action! :| gurl he is fabulous i keep tellin' you.

[mrbackwards]

I'm nice to you.

[ ... AHAHAHAH. ]

action! fabulously awful.

[awkwards]

[ she glares at him. ]

Telling me to piss off is nice?

action! fabulously beautuful.

[mrbackwards]

[ He glares back. ]

Making you a sandwich is.

action! fabulously not.

[awkwards]

And also telling me to piss off? You're very hard to pin down, you know.

action! fabulously always.

[mrbackwards]

[ That makes him.. kind of smile. ]

Only with you it seems.

action! fabulously forever not. 8|

[awkwards]

[ she rolls her eyes. ]

You saying you like Nathan more than me?

action! fabulously forever so. :|

[mrbackwards]

Nathan I always say piss off to. You it's only sometimes.

action! curtis is adorable and fabulous in that tag only. :)

[awkwards]

[ AW. alisha grins. ]

So you say piss off occasionally to people you like? You're weird.

action! curtis is all the adorable when his cloud lets him be :B

[mrbackwards]

Sometimes you piss me off. Most of the time you don't, though.

[ He's smiling a little because he'll never tell you you're his best friend, sister. ]

action! omg stop ;_____;

[awkwards]

Yeah, well, so do you.

[ sjdkfjdls stop being an adorable dark cloud. ]

But you always annoy me. You being anything but would be too weird.

action! never B)

[mrbackwards]

You start it.

[ It's okay, though, he's not even mad now. ]

Then you should stop complaining when I annoy you, yeah? I could always be nice and do shit for you and then it'd be weird.

action! forever >:|

[awkwards]

[ she's just going to look at him as though he's gained three heads. he might as well have! ]

I'm pretty sure if you stopped blaming me for the shit you do, that'd be the weirdest thing you could ever do.