poly_chromatic | 11. ♙ text.

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misfits - alisha bailey

11. ♙ text.

hey curtis, have you been in my room again? i hate how when i walk into my room and my cock is glowing … it looks like eyes.

[ since every time something goes missing in alisha's room - or is not how it was in her memory - she blames one curtis donovan. too bad she forgot to filter this. or make sure autocorrect wasn't trolling her today. ]

CLOCK

[ too late ... ]

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[ AW. alisha grins. ]

So you say piss off occasionally to people you like? You're weird.

Sometimes you piss me off. Most of the time you don't, though.

[ He's smiling a little because he'll never tell you you're his best friend, sister. ]

Yeah, well, so do you.

[ sjdkfjdls stop being an adorable dark cloud. ]

But you always annoy me. You being anything but would be too weird.

You start it.

[ It's okay, though, he's not even mad now. ]

Then you should stop complaining when I annoy you, yeah? I could always be nice and do shit for you and then it'd be weird.

[ she's just going to look at him as though he's gained three heads. he might as well have! ]

I'm pretty sure if you stopped blaming me for the shit you do, that'd be the weirdest thing you could ever do.

[ Maybe he did stop judging! ]

What do I get out of it?

Me not complaining isn't enough for you?

[ jesus, you are needy! ]

Not sure, you haven't stopped yet.

[ ahhaha he's funny. ]

[ GLARE. ]

Stop being a twat, then maybe I'll stop complaining.

[ he laughs. just a little. ]

Last I checked I was being nice.

[ ... stop it! ]

Whatever. You need a sign that says you're being nice. I can never fucking tell.

[ but she's being nice back, okay! see that small smile? ]

[ no X( ]

All right. I'll make the sign just for you, yeah?

[ he do he do. ]

Stop making fun of me. You're being a twat again.

How am I making fun of you?

You always do!

[ curtis being nice? does not compute. does not compute. insult, insult! ]

You're doing it right now, yeah? Making a sign just for me.

I was saying just for you-- because you asked for one! Just to do it for you!

[ god gurl you so defensive. ]

It was a joke!

[ misunderstandings galore! they need signs for everything. ]

Don't be doing me any favours! [ and she picks up the sandwich and finishes that mofo. ]

And I was going along with it!

[ seriously can they make them? it'll be a fun activity. ]

Well-- fine. [ and he stares. wow alisha. big mouth you have there. ]

[ only if she gets to draw on his face. ]

Fine!

[ she crosses her arms on the table and glares at a spot past him. what a big mess ~~she~~ they have made ... ]

[ he already has a lineface thank you very much. ]

Fine.

[ and he does the same. glaring contest! ]

[ she hates the silence and she hates him half the time. this is a no win/win situation. so, she gets up, grabs her plate - since crumbs!!!! - and looks at him. ]

You finished?

Yeah. I'm done.

[ he pauses before getting up, snatching her plate and putting it on his.

and carrying it to the kitchen like a boss. ]

[ wow, bitch! alisha's angry and so she follows him and stands at the sink, trying to block him out of the way. ]

Give 'em here.

I'll fucking wash them-- Alisha, move.

[ he is trying to get around her. ]

[ she might be short, but she is stubborn as a rock! ]

You made the sandwiches, I can wash the dishes. Give them to me.

action! curtis is adorable and fabulous in that tag only. :)

action! curtis is all the adorable when his cloud lets him be :B

action! omg stop ;_____;

action! never B)

action! forever >:|

action! can't stop me :|

action! cockblocks. B)

action! NOOO X(

action! YES HEHEHE.

action! :(

action! rubs hands evilly.

action! (unsure)

action! (reassure)

action! (cozy)

action! pickpockets.

action! /headwall.

action! /puts pillow between wall and head.

action! /flops.

action! /flips.

action! /falls

action! /catches

action! /clings to

action! /runs into

action! /dramatic slow run

action! /starts firing my gun of love but obviously misses you as you run