MK III ▾ video.

[fe_male]

[ Might as well talk to people on the network - it's not like he's got anything better to do right now. The observant viewer may note that the corn over his shoulder appears to be quite scorched, but he has neither his suit nor an immediate source of fire handy. ]

Congratulations, you broke science.

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[asofwar]

That should not be your first priority.

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[fe_male]

Science is technically everything. What should I be worried about?

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[asofwar]

What happened to the corn?

[coldchaos]

Oh, mortal science, so close to the truth and yet so far away.

Curse?

[fe_male]

No, I just really love farming now.

[asofwar]

How useful!

[coldchaos]

You might have at least dried the corn out before applying heat. Then you would have a bit of reprieve in our mocking as we paused to eat the popped corn between taunting at your mortal shortcomings.

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[yourbestguysgun]

Well shit, now I'm worried.

[ No he's not, pshhh science. ]

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[fe_male]

It makes a not-completely-terrible chair if you fall into it the right way.

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[missrosetyler]

That's one way to look at it, I suppose.

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[fe_male]

It's all I've been looking at all day.

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[missrosetyler]

Could be worse though, yeah?

» audio.

[directives]

I think they broke a lot more than that.

» audio.

[fe_male]

I wonder if we'll at least get lots of popcorn and cornbread out of this tomorrow.

» audio.

[directives]

Wouldn't count on it.

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[hexuality]

What did you break?

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[fe_male]

Now why you would immediately assume I broke anything?

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[gratefultogetaway]

[...How do you even break science, Tony. How. What.]

...what did corn ever do to you?

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[fe_male]

Trapped me in an inescapable labyrinthine maze for hours and hours and wouldn't let me get out.

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[seconddoctor_cia]

Science does involve breaking a lot of things, but you're going to have to explain your reasoning.

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[fe_male]

Have you seen what this shit can do? Nothing can grow or regenerate that quickly without a metabolic replacement.

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[lefthandedgenius]

You broke science without me, boss?

You should have made it sit up and beg first.

I'm so jealous.

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[fe_male]

well you weren't here. i don't have that sort of patience.
i think you have to break things before you reshape them in the manner you want

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[punchedhitler]

What's going on?

it's okay look what i'm doing

[fe_male]

Steve. There's so much corn. I don't even know what to do with this much corn.