MK III ▾ video.

[fe_male]

[ Might as well talk to people on the network - it's not like he's got anything better to do right now. The observant viewer may note that the corn over his shoulder appears to be quite scorched, but he has neither his suit nor an immediate source of fire handy. ]

Congratulations, you broke science.

Comments

[punchedhitler]

Not everything has to be pithy.

Also I don't think that Superman would be an Avenger.

[fe_male]

Of course Superman wouldn't be an Avenger - we've already hit our boy scout quota.

[punchedhitler]

I wasn't a boy scout.

Asthma. And I was broke.

[fe_male]

I'm referring more to the soul of the Boy Scout. Technically I'd say you have one up on Superman, having all the morality and charm of the scouts without ever being one.

[punchedhitler]

You act like it's rare.

[fe_male]

In this day and age?

[punchedhitler]

Don't depress me, Tony. My therapist said it was bad for my acceptance of the world around me.

[fe_male]

I was trying to give you a compliment. Next time I'll just stick to being insufferably egocentric.

[punchedhitler]

You're not egocentric all the time.

[fe_male]

[ uh ] Thanks. Apparently that's something I need to be working on. [ FACETIOUS! ]