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MK III ▾ video.

[ Might as well talk to people on the network - it's not like he's got anything better to do right now. The observant viewer may note that the corn over his shoulder appears to be quite scorched, but he has neither his suit nor an immediate source of fire handy. ]

Congratulations, you broke science.

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We could fashion him a plow and he could worship the gods in proper with sacrifices of food. Ah Sif, ever the bearer of practical ideas.

Excuse me?

Look not at me, Man of Iron, Sif suggested it.

Via telepathy?

Why, yes.

[ L I E S, God of]

Now that's a scary thought.

Even Thor has it, to a degree. Try not to picture him nude when next you are in his presence. He picks up on those things most.

I can't really picture him minding me picturing him naked..

If you are so certain...

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That was not my idea.

No? My mistake.

I simply think it would be a useful trade.

And would you cook it?

What are you aiming at?

I would not cook it.

I would not cook.

Guess that's all settled then.

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Wait is that why gods always want food offerings? They don't know how to cook things themselves? Recipelessness is next to godliness.

Also why we were constantly abducting mortals. We needed cooks. Pity you and yours have such short shelf lives.

Pity you guys never worked out some sort of magical voodoo to counteract such ephemerality.

There is.

But we do not give it out to just any old cook.

So you were looking for that one, special human. Hundreds of years, you still haven't found your snowflake? Must be doing something wrong.

Or something right and your race is simply ill suited to play those sorts of games.

Kinda makes it dumb to just keep trying when we so clearly aren't suited for it.

Or perhaps death is what does suit. Without death, there is no change, only stagnation.

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