MK III ▾ video.

[fe_male]

[ Might as well talk to people on the network - it's not like he's got anything better to do right now. The observant viewer may note that the corn over his shoulder appears to be quite scorched, but he has neither his suit nor an immediate source of fire handy. ]

Congratulations, you broke science.

Comments

[coldchaos]

Also why we were constantly abducting mortals. We needed cooks. Pity you and yours have such short shelf lives.

[fe_male]

Pity you guys never worked out some sort of magical voodoo to counteract such ephemerality.

[coldchaos]

There is.

But we do not give it out to just any old cook.

[fe_male]

So you were looking for that one, special human. Hundreds of years, you still haven't found your snowflake? Must be doing something wrong.

[coldchaos]

Or something right and your race is simply ill suited to play those sorts of games.

dammit my coding

[fe_male]

Kinda makes it dumb to just keep trying when we so clearly aren't suited for it.

:3

[coldchaos]

Or perhaps death is what does suit. Without death, there is no change, only stagnation.

[fe_male]

And growth, decay, then transformation. I know the process.

[coldchaos]

Asgard is the opposite of that.

[fe_male]

Taking people from a place that's the opposite of your own seems like it's just asking for trouble.

[coldchaos]

Chaos, God of

We've met.

[fe_male]

Indeed. Even when it effects you negatively? Potentially.

[coldchaos]

I'm sure you of all understand why the answer is yes.

[fe_male]

Fair play.

[coldchaos]

Or at least, as fair as it can get.

[fe_male]

Do you have some sort of elaborate conversational points system where you have to meet a quota of slightly annoying, slightly ominous phrases a day to get the new high score?

[coldchaos]

However did you notice? I often choose mundane words and whoever speaks them thusly to me is visited upon them my most annoying and slightly ominous phrasings.

[fe_male]

You need to find a new job. I'm not sure the one you have is adequately stimulating.

[coldchaos]

The only downside to being the most clever person in the room.

[fe_male]

We should start a club.

[coldchaos]

I might even allow you in.

[fe_male]

It was my idea.

[coldchaos]

And your point?

[fe_male]

You can't take a club I haven't even had the chance to get started yet.

[coldchaos]

Let me give you some insight, Stark, I do what I want.