MK III ▾ video.

[fe_male]

[ Might as well talk to people on the network - it's not like he's got anything better to do right now. The observant viewer may note that the corn over his shoulder appears to be quite scorched, but he has neither his suit nor an immediate source of fire handy. ]

Congratulations, you broke science.

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[fe_male]

Yeah, sure. I got out. Then it was just so boring outside that I figured I'd come back in. [ He's going to be stuck in the maze until the end of the day. And he knows it, but being resigned to something doesn't necessarily mean you can't be angry about it. ]

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[gratefultogetaway]

[She just raises an eyebrow.]

That makes sense. At least there's no shortage of food, right?

...I'm just going to assume this is a curse. All joking aside, you okay?

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[fe_male]

I'm fine, I'm only in danger of dying of boredom.

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[gratefultogetaway]

Yeah, that could be a problem...

You're a genius, though, right? Could you build something with corn or whatever until this is over? Just to kill time, I mean.

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[fe_male]

[ 'right' pfffft ]

I built this lovely chair. [ read: he collapsed into one side of the corn maze and is just letting it support him. ] And most of a fire. Other than that, like what? Baskets?

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[gratefultogetaway]

[Geniuses probably can escape corn fields though.]

Hey, baskets are useful!

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[fe_male]

[ NOT WHEN THEY'RE MAGIC AND CHEATING :| ]

And boring as hell. What am I gonna put in them, more corn?

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[gratefultogetaway]

[ITS CORN. It may be magic and it may be cheating but it's still a flipping vegetable.]

At this point? Probably. But! You could always use them later for other, noncorn related things.
...honestly, I have no idea what you do to fight off boredom in a corn field. This is all I've got, sorry.

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[fe_male]

[ yeah well what do you know ]

So what are you up to today?

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[gratefultogetaway]

Well, I seem to be the exception to today's curse. Which...is also pretty boring, honestly. There's nobody around.

I could try to bring you a magazine or something...?

[fe_male]

Yeah, I bet.

You might get stuck in here too. Although it's more likely it just won't let you in in the first place.

[gratefultogetaway]

Well, if I got stuck, at least there's other people in there, anyway.

Only one way to find out, right?

[fe_male]

Hey, you wanna do science, be my guest. I'll be right here.

[gratefultogetaway]

Okay then. I'm off to do science to corn. If I manage to break in, I'll let you know.

[fe_male]

Dully Noted.