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[studmuffin]

1. I'm bored.
2. My head feels like it's full of BEES.
3. Also kind of horny frustrated.

PEOPLE I MISS:
a. My dad.
b. Scott.
c. ...

Comrades in the City (having more friends is awesome????)
1. HAWKEYE 8D
2. Mae.
3. LeahandSerrure they are like a pair htey only count as one.
4. Natasha (?!?)
5. Chase bcause he gives me glorious drugs.
6. Der ... no.
7. Charles and Mag Erik even though they don't know it yet.

Reasons why I am sexually frustrated as of right now:
i. DEREK HALE oh my god why am i typing??
ii. ...
iii. ....
iv. his hair is rediculous.
v. he thinks he's really scary but he's not.
vi. he has rabbit teeth.
vii. and literally seventy billion abs.
viii. god his ass is like sent down from the greek gods ok not my fault.
ix. WHO NEEDS SEVENTY BILLION ABS?
x. no really my dick might fall off if he doesn't put his face in a bag or something
xi. he's super aggressive maybe he has some unresolved sexual thing. ha!

Reasons to masturbate:
- sTRESS FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
- fear.
- nightmares.
- derek hale and his ugly face.
- bee head?!

Problems I will now face:
+ MY BODY BEING FOUND WITH ITS THROAT TORN OUT IN THE WOODS.
+ ...
+ no really can i get an guard or something?

My life:
a. sucks.
b. is full of horror.
c. no actual sex is being had.

( ooc: so Stiles has been hit with the list curse. Under the cut is something that is predictably not safe for work and literally too much information. I am so sorry. )

Comments

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[theassassin]

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[theassassin]

I'm not even actually sure what to say here.. Except- this is a bit more than I ever wanted to know.

[studmuffin]

you can be a witness tho, right? when my body is found.

video;

[brobeforehos]

It was sweet up until the third list, Stiles.

video;

[studmuffin]

[ Oh good, a video means he can't make lists, right?! ]

I'm going to be eviscerated.

video;

[brobeforehos]

[YOUR SAVIOUR I PINK HAIR, THEN.]

By a billion abs, apparently.

[helsmaiden]

[The other half of her bullet point has been missing for days, so Leah couldn't care less about Stiles' problems right now.]

I am honored to have made your list... By any chance, have you seen Loki lately? Serrure, I mean, not any other Loki.

[studmuffin]

Have you checked like, the candy store?

[helsmaiden]

I have no time for your games, Stiles. He is missing.

[That's a yes.]

video;

[unwheeled]

There are any number of reasons I do not think the youth center is the best place for you to live.

[ And here we have...so many of them, really. ]

I really need to talk to your doctor, do I have your permission for that?

video;

[studmuffin]

Wait, what?

[ He was too busy dying of mortification -. ] Why are you going to talk to Chase?

video;

[unwheeled]

To discuss a more comprehensive solution than merely throwing medication at you current problem.

...the bees, Stiles.

[lupusalpha]

[This is him dropping his communicator and then scrabbling to pick it up, but no words]

[studmuffin]

[ He briefly thinks about locking his window but would that stop his death? No. ]

Okay look -- this isn't my fault.

[lupusalpha]

[Silence.

Isaac is gone, so he's in an even worse mood.

Explain.]

[hexuality]

Stiles.

[studmuffin]

Ginny.

[hexuality]

Feeling a little cursed today, are we?

[anunluckypenny]

[Penny is going to do what she does best: ignore the things that she doesn't want to think about and focus on the important bits. Also, she needs to see this Derek guy.]

What's wrong with your head? Is someone stalking you, or something?

[studmuffin]

Just feeling crazy and no, nobody's stalking me anymore.

[anunluckypenny]

Is that why you're seeing Dr. Chase? For the crazy-feeling?

Video

[fuckyeahloki]

Is there a purpose for your effusive outpouring of embarrassingly personal information- nightmares and fear lend to masturbation? Truly?

Ah, or is this a curse.

Video

[studmuffin]

Don't tell me you've never had a fear boner.

[ Pause. ] It's a curse, I over-share but not this much.

[intheblanks]

It probably won't help with the bee head.

[studmuffin]

What, making lists?