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[studmuffin]

1. I'm bored.
2. My head feels like it's full of BEES.
3. Also kind of horny frustrated.

PEOPLE I MISS:
a. My dad.
b. Scott.
c. ...

Comrades in the City (having more friends is awesome????)
1. HAWKEYE 8D
2. Mae.
3. LeahandSerrure they are like a pair htey only count as one.
4. Natasha (?!?)
5. Chase bcause he gives me glorious drugs.
6. Der ... no.
7. Charles and Mag Erik even though they don't know it yet.

Reasons why I am sexually frustrated as of right now:
i. DEREK HALE oh my god why am i typing??
ii. ...
iii. ....
iv. his hair is rediculous.
v. he thinks he's really scary but he's not.
vi. he has rabbit teeth.
vii. and literally seventy billion abs.
viii. god his ass is like sent down from the greek gods ok not my fault.
ix. WHO NEEDS SEVENTY BILLION ABS?
x. no really my dick might fall off if he doesn't put his face in a bag or something
xi. he's super aggressive maybe he has some unresolved sexual thing. ha!

Reasons to masturbate:
- sTRESS FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
- fear.
- nightmares.
- derek hale and his ugly face.
- bee head?!

Problems I will now face:
+ MY BODY BEING FOUND WITH ITS THROAT TORN OUT IN THE WOODS.
+ ...
+ no really can i get an guard or something?

My life:
a. sucks.
b. is full of horror.
c. no actual sex is being had.

( ooc: so Stiles has been hit with the list curse. Under the cut is something that is predictably not safe for work and literally too much information. I am so sorry. )

Comments

[intheblanks]

Not anything new.

You're not dead yet, Stiles. Despite a number of posts assuming it's only a matter of time. Why would now be different?

[studmuffin]

[ They weren't making out a lot before. ]

Uh. I don't know?

[intheblanks]

What are the nightmares about?

[studmuffin]

[ Werewolves. The alpha. Dying painfully. His dad. ]

Clowns.

[intheblanks]

Greasepaint make-up is horrific for the pores.

Look, why don't you come by this week. Or I can pay you a visit - I'm at the welcome centre often enough.

[studmuffin]

Y'know Professor X? I think he's like trying to adopt me. He wants to speak to you about the Bees. [ A snort. ]

I'm fine though.

[intheblanks]

Apart from the stress, the fear, the nightmares...

No offence to the professor, but I'd rather speak to you about the bees.

[studmuffin]

Plenty of people have that.

[ Besides, what would he use as an excuse? A mountain lion attacked the whole town? ]

[intheblanks]

Not without reason.

...What I'm saying, is I don't believe you're crying wolf without having seen one.

[studmuffin]

[ Sudden and hysterical laughter really doesn't help his case, right? ]

Oh, I'd never cry wolf. Those fuckers would hear me.

private;

[intheblanks]

Then we'll keep the conversation quiet. How about this afternoon.

private;

[studmuffin]

[ He holds his breath for a second before: ]

If you're busy bro, I really am fine. It's a curse. And I'm a weird kid. So.

private;

[intheblanks]

I was a weird kid, too. A lot of that came from being busy trying to figure out how to hold my life together.

Around four?

private;

[studmuffin]

Yeah.

[ Because fine, maybe everyone's right. ] Okay, four. I can do that.

private;

[intheblanks]

Centre or clinic?

[The professional version of your place or mine.]

private;

[studmuffin]

Clinic.

I have to go somewhere so I can come round after.

private;

[intheblanks]

That's fine with me. [He'll take on a couple of extra hours and catch up with paperwork.]

Going to be all right, wherever you're going?

private;

[studmuffin]

[ The smile is a little sardonic. ]

I'm always cool, man.

private;

[intheblanks]

[Uh huh.]

Right. I wouldn't want to cast aspersions on your ability to stay frosty, but if not-

call.

See you at four.

private;

[studmuffin]

Gotcha.

[ He salutes once, then ends the feed. ]