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poly_chromatic2013-03-10 01:53 pm
studmuffin) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-03-10 01:53 pm
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1. I'm bored.
2. My head feels like it's full of BEES.
3. Also kind ofhorny frustrated.
PEOPLE I MISS:
a. My dad.
b. Scott.
c. ...
Comrades in the City (having more friends is awesome????)
1. HAWKEYE 8D
2. Mae.
3. LeahandSerrure they are like a pair htey only count as one.
4. Natasha (?!?)
5. Chase bcause he gives me glorious drugs.
6. Der ... no.
7. Charles andMag Erik even though they don't know it yet.
Reasons why I am sexually frustrated as of right now:
i.DEREK HALE oh my god why am i typing??
ii. ...
iii. ....
iv. his hair is rediculous.
v. he thinks he's really scary but he's not.
vi. he has rabbit teeth.
vii. and literally seventy billion abs.
viii. god his ass is like sent down from the greek gods ok not my fault.
ix. WHO NEEDS SEVENTY BILLION ABS?
x.no really my dick might fall off if he doesn't put his face in a bag or something
xi. he's super aggressive maybe he has some unresolved sexual thing. ha!
Reasons to masturbate:
- sTRESS FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
- fear.
- nightmares.
- derek hale and his ugly face.
- bee head?!
Problems I will now face:
+ MY BODY BEING FOUND WITH ITS THROAT TORN OUT IN THE WOODS.
+ ...
+ no really can i get an guard or something?
My life:
a. sucks.
b. is full of horror.
c. no actual sex is being had.
( ooc: so Stiles has been hit with the list curse. Under the cut is something that is predictably not safe for work and literally too much information. I am so sorry. )
2. My head feels like it's full of BEES.
3. Also kind of
PEOPLE I MISS:
a. My dad.
b. Scott.
c. ...
Comrades in the City (having more friends is awesome????)
1. HAWKEYE 8D
2. Mae.
3. LeahandSerrure they are like a pair htey only count as one.
4. Natasha (?!?)
5. Chase bcause he gives me glorious drugs.
6. Der ... no.
7. Charles and
Reasons why I am sexually frustrated as of right now:
i.
ii. ...
iii. ....
iv. his hair is rediculous.
v. he thinks he's really scary but he's not.
vi. he has rabbit teeth.
vii. and literally seventy billion abs.
viii. god his ass is like sent down from the greek gods ok not my fault.
ix. WHO NEEDS SEVENTY BILLION ABS?
x.
xi. he's super aggressive maybe he has some unresolved sexual thing. ha!
Reasons to masturbate:
- sTRESS FUCKING EVERYWHERE.
- fear.
- nightmares.
- derek hale and his ugly face.
- bee head?!
Problems I will now face:
+ MY BODY BEING FOUND WITH ITS THROAT TORN OUT IN THE WOODS.
+ ...
+ no really can i get an guard or something?
My life:
a. sucks.
b. is full of horror.
c. no actual sex is being had.
( ooc: so Stiles has been hit with the list curse. Under the cut is something that is predictably not safe for work and literally too much information. I am so sorry. )
private;
[The professional version of your place or mine.]
private;
I have to go somewhere so I can come round after.
private;
Going to be all right, wherever you're going?
private;
I'm always cool, man.
private;
Right. I wouldn't want to cast aspersions on your ability to stay frosty, but if not-
call.
See you at four.
private;
[ He salutes once, then ends the feed. ]