mintjulep: (concentrate|down)
Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy ([personal profile] mintjulep) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 02:50 pm

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If you're going to have sex with an alien species, make sure to talk to your doctor first. Chances are they secrete pheromones that will alter your way of thinking, secrete oils that will give you an allergic reaction, have spines attached to their genitals, or have suckers on their tentacles. If that doesn't put you off the experience, we'd at least like to make sure we've vaccinated you against whatever they might be carrying -- which we can do in 2258, at least where I come from. We'd also like to get a look at your partner, especially if it's a species we don't know much about. That'll make our job easier later on.

Remember that a lot of species, even humanoid ones, are probably stronger than you. Vulcans, Romulans, and Klingons all have two legs and two arms, but they can break you in half. Hell, in Klingon society, breaking a clavicle on the wedding night is considered a blessing. A lot of species may think that you having sex with them is a proposal of marriage, too; make sure you know your alien cultures before you stick it in, because if they're part of the Federation, it might be legally binding.
iwasherefirst: (Giggling [Tea or coffee])

[personal profile] iwasherefirst 2012-01-18 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rose can not help the giggling she's doing.]

There lotsa doctors that know 'bout aliens?

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duplicities: (action.)

voice;

[personal profile] duplicities 2012-01-18 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Interesting.

[ WHAT ELSE IS SHE SUPPOSED TO SAY. ]

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valentineluke: (lukelistening)

[personal profile] valentineluke 2012-01-18 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Looking to set up a practice in the Underground?

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designedtoparty: (look at me)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2012-01-18 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Now there's a marriage ceremony I wouldn't mind taking part in. Is divorce like mutual masturbation or something?

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[personal profile] leathered 2012-01-18 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You must be a doctor. Good information.
Edited 2012-01-18 21:57 (UTC)

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[personal profile] likeboudica 2012-01-18 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it very common for-- such things to happen?

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nohometown: (good to see you)

[personal profile] nohometown 2012-01-18 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
You have extensive knowledge of exobiology?

[Sephiroth doesn't have any personal investment in the thought of having sex with aliens, although the comparative biology involved is interesting. On his world, they haven't encountered any alien races (that he knows of), and he finds the idea intriguing.]

I'd be interested in learning more on the subject, if you wouldn't mind discussing the different species you're familiar with and your experiences with them.

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wouldnotkindly: (the first garden)

[personal profile] wouldnotkindly 2012-01-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Spines...on their... Really?

[Here, doctor, this horrified look is just for you.]

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likeabreath: (Quiet amusement)

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Don't forget some aliens use orgasmic energy as a food source and end up immolating their partners.

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skylight: (❣ now)

a u d i o ][

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What's a Vull Can?

[ the important questions. sora asks them. cough. ]

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errandry: (come... again...)

[personal profile] errandry 2012-01-19 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
... this would be wwway cooler if it were about something else.

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bedsidemanners: dysfunction junction what's your function (i hope my apathy doesn't pose a problem)

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Really, your list of examples would make a xenophobe out of anyone.
iwatchtjhooker: (side-eye)

[personal profile] iwatchtjhooker 2012-01-19 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Uh...

Okay passing over the whole aliens thing, and also the fact everyone's gone crazy, why is it chances are sex with them is gonna be a bad thing? I men, the universe can't be that cruel, can it?

[Sam thinks about that a moment. And remembers his life.]

You know what? Forget I asked.

[OOC: now I really want to app Kirk...]

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godofabs: (uhh)

(video.)

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[he doesn't get it...]

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lovelydragoon: (Withdrawn)

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[A decently long pause before she asks,] You're human, aren't you?

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