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poly_chromatic2012-12-17 02:21 pm
studmuffin) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-12-17 02:21 pm
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Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.
[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.
No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.
[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]
... I'm just going to go kill myself now.
[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.
No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.
[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]
... I'm just going to go kill myself now.
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So, who's the guy with the amazing ass? [Peering over her mug.]
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The douchebag who lives in the woods. I don't know if you've met him yet. But he wears a lot of leather and has an epic frown.
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Also, if not for the woods part...
could..
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talking...
about...
Barton.]
Nothing wrong with leather... [She's just going to smirk a little over the rim of her mug before taking a little sip.] Now... I'm sort of curious if I shouldn't go have a look for myself.
[For comparative purposes of course.]
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I mean me and Isaac stay with him but he barely likes that.
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[What? It's true. And it's also, delivered so smoothly deadpan. Since you know, she's thinking leather pants.]
Don't worry about me, if I decided to go check things out, I can handle myself.
[She fights hard with Wolverine, how bad could a werewolf be?]
Ah.. his name is Derek then? Because, I met Issac and he mentioned... being...I guess bullied by some guy named Derek. [Siips from her mug.] I offered to help teach him a few tricks.
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Derek's tough love. [ Being an alpha has nothing to do with it, he's always been like that. ] I mean he spent like forever pushing me into stuff when we first met.
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Okay, so maybe it was, and it was pretty funny. She's just going to sit over here and be smug about it, smiling to herself.]
I can understand that. [She really can.]
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[ Hot as hell. ]
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I know plenty of people like that. [Herself included if we're being honest here.] You just have to know when to use the right kind of... finesse with them.
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Kind of big brother, coach thing. Derek sort of adopts strays. Stray kids. And uh - bullies them into being better. At stuff.
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Hell, she was a stray once herself.]
He should be careful, one day the strays might be the ones doing the bullying.
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Doubt it. They're kind of attached to him.
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[ He can convince Scott, but maybe he can't convince everyone. ]
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Not that I want to have sex with him.
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Okay..
No...
Laughing again..
There she's okay now.]
Yes, it is.
[Oh.. Stiles honey, you tried, she can give you points there, but no, she doesn't believe that for a second.]
Sure you don't..
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Is it funny that's what she said after sex with Tony Stark?
Of course, that was years and years and years ago... But still. This entire conversation amuses her.]
Or the best, but ultimately it's still your decision. [A beat.] And his...
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[ Pause. ] Oh my god I can't be into Derek Hale. That would be serious levels of mentally ill.
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No worse than- [Stops herself and switches gears.]
This place? It's kind of built to facilitate relationships that we wouldn't have at home. So...Maybe being into him isn't such a bad problem, since it could... possibly work here, when it might not where you're from.
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No, it's the worst. [ Pause. ] I can't believe I'm talking about relationship crap with the Black Widow.
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