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poly_chromatic2012-12-17 02:21 pm
studmuffin) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-12-17 02:21 pm
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Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.
[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.
No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.
[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]
... I'm just going to go kill myself now.
[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.
No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.
[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]
... I'm just going to go kill myself now.
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No, it's the worst. [ Pause. ] I can't believe I'm talking about relationship crap with the Black Widow.
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[ Draining his mug. ] Most people would have kicked me out by now.
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[ Which might explain the way he's acting all the time. Drugs for a hyperactivity issue? Makes sense. ] And I'm not in denial. I don't even like Egypt.
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[Have your interesting fact of the day. All while ignoring your attempt to blow off her mention of your repressed sexual desires through the use of humor.]
So, basically if you ware unable to get your Adderall, drink more coffee feel more relaxed.
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[ He smiles though. The Avengers are a pretty big deal. ]
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Would you like another coffee?
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After a few minutes she's back with two fresh cups of coffee and a plate of toast she's balancing on top of her mug.]
Might... just go with you to get groceries. Protect you from birds, and angry Not!boyfriend whatevers... We need food here.
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[ Taking his coffee. ] Thanks.
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[She offers toast when she takes her seat.]
I think I might be more uncomfortable with them just.. turning up.
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[ Taking a bit of it. ] Thanks.
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[A little smile.]
You're welcome.
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[ Munching on his toast. ] I should probably get a job.
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A way to burn off some energy. A job couldn't hurt, either.
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