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"ѕтιleѕ" ѕтιlιnѕĸι - тeen wolғ ([personal profile] studmuffin) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-12-17 02:21 pm
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Stop, stop --. [ There's a bird sitting on the hood of Stiles' jeep. The boy who owns it is currently trying to wave the thing off with his bag full of groceries. ] Please be quiet, c'mon, just quit it.

[ The birds wings ruffle but it doesn't take off, just opens it's beak to speak in a voice that is exactly Stiles, couldn't be anyone else's. ] His ass is amazing. That should be why they tell you not to go into the woods. But he has these teeth too and usually that means being eaten and not in a fun, sexy way.

No no no no. Stop talking, stop right this instant. [ Panicking. ] I was cursed, it doesn't count, it was totally a curse.

[ Of course, the only way this could be worse is if his device was broadcasting to the whole City ]

... I'm just going to go kill myself now.
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[personal profile] theassassin 2012-12-18 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[She nibbles at hers and nods.]

A way to burn off some energy. A job couldn't hurt, either.
Edited (Get out Pepper gah.. ) 2012-12-18 22:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] theassassin 2012-12-18 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had enough to do around here I would.
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[personal profile] theassassin 2012-12-19 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome. For now I'll settle with giving you a list of groceries for me today, to save me from an embarrassing big mouth bird. [She prefers Barton, he keeps his mouth shut.]