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[studmuffin]

[ The device switches on just as Stiles starts throwing things at the very angry goose in the Anti-Scooby Gang shack's door. The view is obscured by the couch, but his projectiles are pretty obvious. First a shoe, then a book, then his jeep keys. The bird just flaps its wings and hisses--. ]

Did you just freaking hiss at me? C'mon, I've fought the Kanima. You're like - like a weirdly sinister Big Bird. [ Snapping at Stiles' keys with its beak. ] Can't you smell danger you big ugly jewelry laying freak? [ Mimicing an accent. ] Can't stop here, this is wolf country.

[ Ugh, his life is just full of hideous and egotistical animals. ]

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[lupusalpha]

[Luckily he hasn't checked his device, he just hears the hiss and comes in, and there's a growl.

The bird doesn't seem to care. It hisses at Derek, too]

Why the hell is it here?

[studmuffin]

[ Pause. Then deadpan. ]

It's a goose. It's probably part of the shitty Twelve Days of Christmas theme the curses have got going on.

[lupusalpha]

[Derek moves to threaten it and it hisses at him, opens its wings, and launches itself at his head. Derek tries to bat it away but it flies to sit under their Christmas tree]

What the -

[studmuffin]

Do not wreck the Christmas tree, jesus.

[ He put hard effort into that thing. ] It lay a gold egg, I didn't take it but I think it thought I was attacking it.

[lupusalpha]

[Derek is circling it now. It hurt his wolfy pride]

Where? Did you get the egg?

[studmuffin]

No.

It kind of backed me in here and I was trying to get it to go away before you showed up. [ Pause. ] Wow. This is pathetic.

[lupusalpha]

[Derek actually wolf out and lunges for it, and it hisses at him, biting him on the cheek and twisting before it flees for the open door. Derek hisses at the pain but his face goes back to normal]

I hate geese.

[helsmaiden]

[ Leah has her own goose trapped in a glowing green force field while she giggles away at Stiles' misfortune. ]

[studmuffin]

Oh, oh. Throw your awesome magic in my face why don't you?

[helsmaiden]

Need you assistance? I could come over and do the same to yours.

[studmuffin]

Derek scared it away, it's totally fine.

sorry, I had to.

[helsmaiden]

And what, exactly, is this Kanima that you have fought?

dfghjkl;kjhbv yes, good.

[studmuffin]

[ Choking. ]

An online monster. I'm a level twenty warrior in Evil Lizard Douchebags Who Steal Princesses And Drive Crappy Cars - I mean charriots.

[helsmaiden]

...I have not heard of this game. I shall ask Loki if he knows of it.

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[doeswhathewants]

Whatever is a Kanima?

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[studmuffin]

Uh. A monster. From a video game.

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[helsmaiden]

A game called Evil Lizard Douchebags Who Steal Princesses And Drive Crappy Chariots. Do you know of it?

[doeswhathewants]

....that isn't a real game, Leah.

[helsmaiden]

Then Stiles has lied to me.

[doeswhathewants]

Why oh why would Stiles lie to to a magical girl and a god of lies?

We should investigate! Perhaps he is in trouble.

[helsmaiden]

Perhaps. It would not do to let him be overtaken by a foul beast.

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[doeswhathewants]

What sort of game? I've played quite a few. I ought to have known you were a gamer.

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[studmuffin]

It's kind of like World of Warcraft only doucheyer.

[doeswhathewants]

My half level 77 orc-night elf is not douchy. Tsk.

[studmuffin]

Some of the Warcraft guys are douches though, admit it.