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[studmuffin]

[ The device switches on just as Stiles starts throwing things at the very angry goose in the Anti-Scooby Gang shack's door. The view is obscured by the couch, but his projectiles are pretty obvious. First a shoe, then a book, then his jeep keys. The bird just flaps its wings and hisses--. ]

Did you just freaking hiss at me? C'mon, I've fought the Kanima. You're like - like a weirdly sinister Big Bird. [ Snapping at Stiles' keys with its beak. ] Can't you smell danger you big ugly jewelry laying freak? [ Mimicing an accent. ] Can't stop here, this is wolf country.

[ Ugh, his life is just full of hideous and egotistical animals. ]

Comments

sorry, I had to.

[helsmaiden]

And what, exactly, is this Kanima that you have fought?

dfghjkl;kjhbv yes, good.

[studmuffin]

[ Choking. ]

An online monster. I'm a level twenty warrior in Evil Lizard Douchebags Who Steal Princesses And Drive Crappy Cars - I mean charriots.

[helsmaiden]

...I have not heard of this game. I shall ask Loki if he knows of it.

[studmuffin]

Maybe it's only like available in my world.

[helsmaiden]

Perhaps. Have you seen if it is available here? The internet here has many wonders. I am on tumblr.

[studmuffin]

[ Fuck. Fuck. ]

I did, it's totally not. But you have to get a disc from this guy Danny to play it and the last guy ended up in a lot of hot water. [ Heh. :| ] It's crazy, and so not good.

[helsmaiden]

Then why have you persisted at it long enough to attain twentieth level?

[studmuffin]

I'm totally a glutton for punishment.

[helsmaiden]

Then the goose was a boon from the deities.

[studmuffin]

It tried to eat my Christmas tree.

[helsmaiden]

[ Leah just laughs. Silly mortal religious practices. ]

[studmuffin]

I put a lot of effort into that thing.

[helsmaiden]

And now you can put effort into reassembling it. Merry Christmas.

[studmuffin]

So hey, do you celebrate Christmas?

[helsmaiden]

I am a being magically created by the Queen of the Norse Underworld.

No I do not celebrate Christmas.

[studmuffin]

Oh, oops. Sorry about that?

[helsmaiden]

No apologies necessary. I take it you do celebrate?

[studmuffin]

Yeah. Usually. I kinda doubt m'gonna do much without my dad though.

[helsmaiden]

You miss him?

[studmuffin]

More'n I've ever missed anyone.

[helsmaiden]

I miss my lady Hela as well. She was like a mother to me.

[studmuffin]

It sucks, doesn't it? Everything you need is just taken away from you.