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"ѕтιleѕ" ѕтιlιnѕĸι - тeen wolғ ([personal profile] studmuffin) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-12-13 08:46 pm
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[ The device switches on just as Stiles starts throwing things at the very angry goose in the Anti-Scooby Gang shack's door. The view is obscured by the couch, but his projectiles are pretty obvious. First a shoe, then a book, then his jeep keys. The bird just flaps its wings and hisses--. ]

Did you just freaking hiss at me? C'mon, I've fought the Kanima. You're like - like a weirdly sinister Big Bird. [ Snapping at Stiles' keys with its beak. ] Can't you smell danger you big ugly jewelry laying freak? [ Mimicing an accent. ] Can't stop here, this is wolf country.

[ Ugh, his life is just full of hideous and egotistical animals. ]
helsmaiden: (Default)

Permathreadjack

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2012-12-15 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A game called Evil Lizard Douchebags Who Steal Princesses And Drive Crappy Chariots. Do you know of it?
doeswhathewants: (The Stupid Hurts)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-17 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
....that isn't a real game, Leah.
helsmaiden: (Default)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2012-12-17 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Then Stiles has lied to me.
doeswhathewants: (Smirky)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Why oh why would Stiles lie to to a magical girl and a god of lies?

We should investigate! Perhaps he is in trouble.
helsmaiden: (ᴕ your creature)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2012-12-17 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Perhaps. It would not do to let him be overtaken by a foul beast.
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[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-17 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not.

And he obviously cannot take care of himself without our hel- hey, Leah, what do you think of getting an animal mascot to help us solve crimes? I think it is the element we are sorely lacking.
helsmaiden: (ᴥ listening)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2012-12-17 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean like Thori?
doeswhathewants: (Hooded)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-17 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Only perhaps housebroken so that Rapunzel's apartment does not go up in flames.
helsmaiden: (ᴥ bite dress)

[personal profile] helsmaiden 2012-12-18 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting we get a dog?
doeswhathewants: (Smirky)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-19 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps a cat this time.
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Permavideo

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-17 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
What sort of game? I've played quite a few. I ought to have known you were a gamer.
doeswhathewants: (Pout 2)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-17 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
My half level 77 orc-night elf is not douchy. Tsk.
doeswhathewants: (Earnest)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-12-17 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
This is true. I told them I was a god and they called me a troll. I'm no troll, I am a half giant.