38th Message - [video]

[dulcisnuntius]

Hey guys! So I've spent a lot of time in my day cooped up in a lot of hospital waiting rooms, so I've read my fair share of porny bodice-rippers. Which, by the way, are just another example of the totally brilliant stuff you guys come up with. But there is one thing I wanted to set straight.

Wings are not giant erogenous zones. Whoever came up with this has clearly never dealt with a pair of their own. It would be totally impractical, and makes absolutely no sense. They're just an extra set of limbs. You wouldn't want to be turned on every time someone brushes into your arm, or you run somewhere quickly. And remember, we have to use these things for flying. That would cause serious problems.

The rest of it, though...

pretty accurate.

[Dulcie grins at the camera before switching it off.]

Comments

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[the_dawnster]

That totally sucks, no matter how logical it is! They should be erogenous zones. I have decreed it and it must be so.

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[dulcisnuntius]

Would you like both your arms to be totally erogenous?

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[the_dawnster]

[There's a long silence here as Dawn considers this, but finally when she can't come up with an answer:]

Is that a trick question? [She's young and kind of like the idea of erogenous zones all over the place right now. Okay?]

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[dulcisnuntius]

[Okay, now Dulcie is giggling.]

It does sound kind of awesome sometimes, yeah.

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[designedtoparty]

I don't know. Being turned on every time someone brushes your arm sounds like a pretty good deal.

[video]

[dulcisnuntius]

Just not that likely to happen. In evolutionary terms.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Who needs evolution? If there's one thing I've learned it's that pretty much anything is possible.

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[dulcisnuntius]

That's kind of beautiful, baby.

[1charmingangel]

So good to know.

[dulcisnuntius]

I'm glad I was informative.

[1charmingangel]

When aren't you?

[dulcisnuntius]

Really? Because sometimes people say I can get rambly and not-the-pointy.

[team_sociopath]

Are porn novels about angels A Thing now?

[dulcisnuntius]

Apparently!

[team_sociopath]

Who knew.

[dulcisnuntius]

Hey, these day there's basically porn of everything.

[hatesthefood]

That's... nice to know.

[dulcisnuntius]

You're welcome!

[iwatchtjhooker]

Okay, so it's not like I want to seek this stuff out, but... people write porn about... wings?

[dulcisnuntius]

Yep! Surprisingly frequently.

[iwatchtjhooker]

Angel porn.

[dulcisnuntius]

Yep! I think people call it 'wing fic'.

[rehymenator]

...Where would they get an idea like that?

[dulcisnuntius]

No idea. I think people just feel the need to make everything sexy.

[rehymenator]

[ Almost as if to himself: ] Sometimes I agree with Uriel...