38th Message - [video]

[dulcisnuntius]

Hey guys! So I've spent a lot of time in my day cooped up in a lot of hospital waiting rooms, so I've read my fair share of porny bodice-rippers. Which, by the way, are just another example of the totally brilliant stuff you guys come up with. But there is one thing I wanted to set straight.

Wings are not giant erogenous zones. Whoever came up with this has clearly never dealt with a pair of their own. It would be totally impractical, and makes absolutely no sense. They're just an extra set of limbs. You wouldn't want to be turned on every time someone brushes into your arm, or you run somewhere quickly. And remember, we have to use these things for flying. That would cause serious problems.

The rest of it, though...

pretty accurate.

[Dulcie grins at the camera before switching it off.]

Comments

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[dulcisnuntius]

[Okay, now Dulcie is giggling.]

It does sound kind of awesome sometimes, yeah.

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[the_dawnster]

To be honest sometimes when Aya gets all touchy I do feel like both my arms are all sensitive! That's probably both weird and TMI, huh?

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[dulcisnuntius]

I don't think so. I like sharing.

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[the_dawnster]

Sharing is caring! So they say. Whoever 'they' is. Anyway, I'm clearly pro erogenous zones all over the place cause it's as much mental as it is touch. So like if you're running for your life during the umpteenth apocalypse then someone touching your arms or wings isn't gonna really register all that much. But if you're being all oo-la-la intimate then there's so much yay!

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[dulcisnuntius]

You should write a paper on this. It sounds like you've thought it through.

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[the_dawnster]

I think everything through! Okay, maybe not everything, maybe not even most things, but when I do think, I over-think things. And this is probably one of those over-thinking things.

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[dulcisnuntius]

There are worse things to think about.