dulcisnuntius: (happy - Sure buddy)
Dulcie ([personal profile] dulcisnuntius) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 03:57 pm

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Hey guys! So I've spent a lot of time in my day cooped up in a lot of hospital waiting rooms, so I've read my fair share of porny bodice-rippers. Which, by the way, are just another example of the totally brilliant stuff you guys come up with. But there is one thing I wanted to set straight.

Wings are not giant erogenous zones. Whoever came up with this has clearly never dealt with a pair of their own. It would be totally impractical, and makes absolutely no sense. They're just an extra set of limbs. You wouldn't want to be turned on every time someone brushes into your arm, or you run somewhere quickly. And remember, we have to use these things for flying. That would cause serious problems.

The rest of it, though...

pretty accurate.

[Dulcie grins at the camera before switching it off.]

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[personal profile] the_dawnster 2012-01-18 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That totally sucks, no matter how logical it is! They should be erogenous zones. I have decreed it and it must be so.
designedtoparty: (o rly?)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2012-01-18 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know. Being turned on every time someone brushes your arm sounds like a pretty good deal.

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[personal profile] the_dawnster 2012-01-18 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's a long silence here as Dawn considers this, but finally when she can't come up with an answer:]

Is that a trick question? [She's young and kind of like the idea of erogenous zones all over the place right now. Okay?]
designedtoparty: (could a dead man do this?)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2012-01-18 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Who needs evolution? If there's one thing I've learned it's that pretty much anything is possible.
designedtoparty: (I hope it doesn't sound arrogant)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2012-01-18 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say? I'm a beautiful man.
designedtoparty: (smug)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2012-01-18 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you saying you'd rather we kept them off?
1charmingangel: (Thinks He's Charming)

[personal profile] 1charmingangel 2012-01-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
So good to know.
designedtoparty: (would this face lie?)

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[personal profile] designedtoparty 2012-01-18 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll take that as a no.
team_sociopath: (][oh and by the way)

[personal profile] team_sociopath 2012-01-18 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Are porn novels about angels A Thing now?
team_sociopath: (][best behavior for once)

[personal profile] team_sociopath 2012-01-19 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Who knew.
hatesthefood: (Ehhh heh)

[personal profile] hatesthefood 2012-01-19 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
That's... nice to know.

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[personal profile] the_dawnster 2012-01-19 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
To be honest sometimes when Aya gets all touchy I do feel like both my arms are all sensitive! That's probably both weird and TMI, huh?
1charmingangel: (Confidence is Key)

[personal profile] 1charmingangel 2012-01-19 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
When aren't you?

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