38th Message - [video]

[dulcisnuntius]

Hey guys! So I've spent a lot of time in my day cooped up in a lot of hospital waiting rooms, so I've read my fair share of porny bodice-rippers. Which, by the way, are just another example of the totally brilliant stuff you guys come up with. But there is one thing I wanted to set straight.

Wings are not giant erogenous zones. Whoever came up with this has clearly never dealt with a pair of their own. It would be totally impractical, and makes absolutely no sense. They're just an extra set of limbs. You wouldn't want to be turned on every time someone brushes into your arm, or you run somewhere quickly. And remember, we have to use these things for flying. That would cause serious problems.

The rest of it, though...

pretty accurate.

[Dulcie grins at the camera before switching it off.]

Comments

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[designedtoparty]

I don't know. Being turned on every time someone brushes your arm sounds like a pretty good deal.

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[dulcisnuntius]

Just not that likely to happen. In evolutionary terms.

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[designedtoparty]

Who needs evolution? If there's one thing I've learned it's that pretty much anything is possible.

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[dulcisnuntius]

That's kind of beautiful, baby.

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[designedtoparty]

What can I say? I'm a beautiful man.

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[dulcisnuntius]

In certain lights.

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[designedtoparty]

Are you saying you'd rather we kept them off?

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[dulcisnuntius]

You know I'm always good either way.

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[designedtoparty]

I'll take that as a no.

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[dulcisnuntius]

Or maybe a bit of both.