dulcisnuntius: (happy - Sure buddy)
Dulcie ([personal profile] dulcisnuntius) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-01-18 03:57 pm

38th Message - [video]

Hey guys! So I've spent a lot of time in my day cooped up in a lot of hospital waiting rooms, so I've read my fair share of porny bodice-rippers. Which, by the way, are just another example of the totally brilliant stuff you guys come up with. But there is one thing I wanted to set straight.

Wings are not giant erogenous zones. Whoever came up with this has clearly never dealt with a pair of their own. It would be totally impractical, and makes absolutely no sense. They're just an extra set of limbs. You wouldn't want to be turned on every time someone brushes into your arm, or you run somewhere quickly. And remember, we have to use these things for flying. That would cause serious problems.

The rest of it, though...

pretty accurate.

[Dulcie grins at the camera before switching it off.]
1charmingangel: (Going Over This One More Time)

[personal profile] 1charmingangel 2012-01-19 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But of course. I am so wonderful, after all.
1charmingangel: (Confidence is Key)

[personal profile] 1charmingangel 2012-01-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
It's there for all to see.