Áttundi Villieldr - [Video]

[infernoandhearth]

I just thought I ought to announce to everyone that I'm engaged. Twice, actually, although they'll be entirely separate weddings when they happen, to Bruce Banner, and to the Hulk. I think we'll all be very happy, really, hopefully you as well, Serrure. I'll be happy to be your third parent.

I've a second announcement too, although it's not quite as certain as the first one. Bruce, Lindast, I'm fairly certain, or rather, I think I might be pregnant. Although I'm not sure whose it is. I'm sure we'll work it out.

Comments

[fe_male]

.......really?

[infernoandhearth]

My days are packed full, Tony. Anyway, once one of them proposed, it was fairly likely the other would soon follow. And the pregnancy was easy enough to come by.

[fe_male]

Yeah I don't even want to know about that part.

[infernoandhearth]

You did ask.

[fe_male]

Not for specifics.

[infernoandhearth]

I didn't get specific.

[fe_male]

You mentioned circumstances that required specifics to have taken place that I didn't need the mental imagery from. I have a very active brain, okay.

[infernoandhearth]

Mm.

Well, don't worry. I turn Hulk-sized for the Hulk.

[fe_male]

[ ack ]

I sincerely hope you guys are all happy together and I'm gifting you the pleasure of my absence for the rest of the day, it sounds like.

[infernoandhearth]

[Luke can't help it: he's laughing his face off.]

Are you sure? I think you'd make a good mediator.

[fe_male]

[ hey screw you size is just like, one of maybe four things he doesn't always handle well ]

Mediator how?

[infernoandhearth]

Between Bruce and the Hulk. I could always use a hand.

[fe_male]

Aren't there already six involved there?

[infernoandhearth]

And? So?

[fe_male]

Six seems a bit excessive. I fail to see how eight would be any better.

[infernoandhearth]

I fail to see how you're not seeing it. Really, of course, it would only ever technically be six at once.

[fe_male]

...What?

[infernoandhearth]

Bruce and the Hulk don't come out simultaneously, you know.

[fe_male]

Of course I know that.

[infernoandhearth]

And thus, six hands at any given time.

[fe_male]

Yours, Bruce's...

[infernoandhearth]

The entire point of this conversation was asking you to join in, wasn't it?

[fe_male]

[ ..../slam ] Right, yes, it totally was, I must have.... mentally blocked it, I hear the brain can do that with negative experiences - you and Bruce are fine, but I don't accidentally want to be squeezed to death or explode via size differential. [ actually, and now he's all considering the possibilities so h/o, there might be a way to do that without anyone (probably tony) dying? or something. he's paranoid. ]

[infernoandhearth]

Oh, no, I'm sure we'd both be very careful with you. I always take special care with humans.

[fe_male]

You know, oddly, the addendum doesn't really add much security there, just so you know. For next time.