Áttundi Villieldr - [Video]

[infernoandhearth]

I just thought I ought to announce to everyone that I'm engaged. Twice, actually, although they'll be entirely separate weddings when they happen, to Bruce Banner, and to the Hulk. I think we'll all be very happy, really, hopefully you as well, Serrure. I'll be happy to be your third parent.

I've a second announcement too, although it's not quite as certain as the first one. Bruce, Lindast, I'm fairly certain, or rather, I think I might be pregnant. Although I'm not sure whose it is. I'm sure we'll work it out.

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[cursedcricket]

You're what? [ To either announcement, really. ]

[hulkbusted]

[hulkbusted]

What?

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[worstretconever]

[Most confused cat face. Look, he knows you're Loki, but all this shit is just weird.

...says the Time Lord-turned-cat.]

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[doeswhathewants]

I hope it's a cat!

[infernoandhearth]

Engaged twice and pregnant. It doesn't change anything, not with us. Not ever. Don't worry.

[cursedcricket]

Are you going to move out, then?

[infernoandhearth]

Don't worry, I promise to find out, as soon as I'm able. I mean. When I'm absolutely sure I am.

[infernoandhearth]

What are you asking about? It's a bit vague, you know.

[hulkbusted]

We took precautions. I didn't think...

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[infernoandhearth]

[Hold on. Checking the username. ...oh man.]

Hallo, Master. I assume this is a curse, and you didn't just fancy not being able to talk. I mean, you can. If you want. Hang on, this helps.

[And then ginger Lukecat.]

[infernoandhearth]

I wasn't intending to. I owe you everything, you know.

Would you like me to move out?

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[infernoandhearth]

It might be! There's no way of knowing until it happens, especially when the gamma is taken into account.

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[doeswhathewants]

Or perhaps Godzilla.

[infernoandhearth]

It sort of happens with me. A lot. Really often.

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[infernoandhearth]

Ouch, I hope not.

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[doeswhathewants]

Mom is rather large. And green. Very possible.

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[worstretconever]

Are you sure you ought to be changing shape in your condition? Who knows what'll pop out if you do it too much.

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[infernoandhearth]

I was hoping we might even out. And a baby Hulk shouldn't be as large as one fully grown, anyway.

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[doeswhathewants]

Not yet, anyway. Oh! And I could train it.

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[infernoandhearth]

No, it's alright. I've been doing this for a while, now. There's barely enough for me to work out. As long as I change around what there is, it tends to be alright.

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[infernoandhearth]

That's usually called "raising", with sentient creatures.

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[doeswhathewants]

If it is a cat or a godzilla, it will be more training than raising, I should think.

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[infernoandhearth]

Not really: my kids tend to be fairly clever, and capable of thought and reasoning if the other parent was.

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[doeswhathewants]

How does one diaper a cat?