Áttundi Villieldr - [Video]

[infernoandhearth]

I just thought I ought to announce to everyone that I'm engaged. Twice, actually, although they'll be entirely separate weddings when they happen, to Bruce Banner, and to the Hulk. I think we'll all be very happy, really, hopefully you as well, Serrure. I'll be happy to be your third parent.

I've a second announcement too, although it's not quite as certain as the first one. Bruce, Lindast, I'm fairly certain, or rather, I think I might be pregnant. Although I'm not sure whose it is. I'm sure we'll work it out.

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[cursedcricket]

You're what? [ To either announcement, really. ]

[infernoandhearth]

Engaged twice and pregnant. It doesn't change anything, not with us. Not ever. Don't worry.

[cursedcricket]

Are you going to move out, then?

[infernoandhearth]

I wasn't intending to. I owe you everything, you know.

Would you like me to move out?

[hulkbusted]

[infernoandhearth]

Don't worry, I promise to find out, as soon as I'm able. I mean. When I'm absolutely sure I am.

[hulkbusted]

What?

[infernoandhearth]

What are you asking about? It's a bit vague, you know.

[hulkbusted]

We took precautions. I didn't think...

[infernoandhearth]

It sort of happens with me. A lot. Really often.

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[doeswhathewants]

Someone wasn't being responsible. Need I give you 'the talk,' dad?

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[worstretconever]

[Most confused cat face. Look, he knows you're Loki, but all this shit is just weird.

...says the Time Lord-turned-cat.]

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[infernoandhearth]

[Hold on. Checking the username. ...oh man.]

Hallo, Master. I assume this is a curse, and you didn't just fancy not being able to talk. I mean, you can. If you want. Hang on, this helps.

[And then ginger Lukecat.]

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[worstretconever]

Are you sure you ought to be changing shape in your condition? Who knows what'll pop out if you do it too much.

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[infernoandhearth]

No, it's alright. I've been doing this for a while, now. There's barely enough for me to work out. As long as I change around what there is, it tends to be alright.

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[doeswhathewants]

I hope it's a cat!

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[infernoandhearth]

It might be! There's no way of knowing until it happens, especially when the gamma is taken into account.

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[doeswhathewants]

Or perhaps Godzilla.

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[infernoandhearth]

Ouch, I hope not.

[candothat]

[...]

You were very busy this weekend.

[infernoandhearth]

Oh, not particularly. It just sort of seemed to happen, really. Bruce and Hulk synchronise more often than not, though, don't bring it to their attention that I said that.

[candothat]

[Just... sort of... happen...]

Even if I knew who they were, I would not dream of telling them.

[fe_male]

[ There's just a longggggggggggggggg silence and maybe some breathing since that takes some..... re-calibration. ]

You've been... busy.

[infernoandhearth]

No more than usual.

[fe_male]

.......really?