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the almighty johnsons - mike johnson

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[Mike is looking as cunning as he ever gets, which is not a lot, but. Take what you can get from a Johnson.]

Wow, it's really busy today, isn't it? Huge amount of people, coming in. I'm sure there are businesses around here that could use some extra staff, or, you know, maybe somebody full time. Because just incidentally, my brother is looking for a job. His name is Axl Johnson, and he has a lot of free time on his hands. Here's his number. [He posts his number to the bottom of the entry. He doesn't even bloody care if his brother gets a few weird phonecalls in the pursuit of getting him into the Real World.]

He's tall as, and he can take instruction [reasonably well, sometimes]. The best reference I can give being as we've been abducted into an alternate universe or something is myself. He's done building work with me before for his college apprenticeship, so he has experience in a working atmosphere, and he knows how to [sit on his arse and eat sandwiches] contribute. He'll be available starting today.

[Just. The smile in his icon, and then he shuts off the video.]

[ooc: Anyone allowed here for Fourth Wall, especially other gods.]

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You forgot hard, beautiful.

But you so helpfully reminded me.

Why bother with these cut-rate gods in the Johnson boys? I can show you what a proper god can do.

Why don't you tell her which god you are, Colin? She's got no reason to believe you're anything but a smug git.

And which one of those proper gods are you?

Loki.

No.

You don't know what you're missing.

Oh, I know. I have had my fair share of Lokis.

Oho! You have, have you? [Leeeeeer.]

And all of them tempt me to break their teeth so. I am under command not to harm mine's teeth, but yours...

One of us holds him down, the other punches, what do you say?

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My, my, another goddess who has forgotten the way the world works. No wonder you're hanging about with those halfwits.

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She's yours for a goat. Though I'd get the better end of that bargain where smell and personality are concerned.

I will run you through!

Again, I am more than willing to help.

No - hush. Not your fight, not with this one.

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As I said, the goat's disposition is better suited to company.

Or he could have a cow instead. Free of charge, brings his own helmet.

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permavideo sure hope the johnsons like their share of ASGARD DRAMA

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permavideo they're like GODSLIKE IN THEIR DRAMA (it's loki's fault)

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The goat farmer among the gods is Thor.

How the mighty fall. It was your working that brought him so low?

He did that all himself. He's quite mad you know, farming goats and killing rabbits with his hammer.

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You have my name, but I have no goat.

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LEAVE THOSE GOATS ALONE THOR

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Enough.

You think a sow instead? Perhaps you are right. I'd trust your judgement of farm animals over my own.

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