[Video/Fourth Wall]

[justwonthegame]

[Mike is looking as cunning as he ever gets, which is not a lot, but. Take what you can get from a Johnson.]

Wow, it's really busy today, isn't it? Huge amount of people, coming in. I'm sure there are businesses around here that could use some extra staff, or, you know, maybe somebody full time. Because just incidentally, my brother is looking for a job. His name is Axl Johnson, and he has a lot of free time on his hands. Here's his number. [He posts his number to the bottom of the entry. He doesn't even bloody care if his brother gets a few weird phonecalls in the pursuit of getting him into the Real World.]

He's tall as, and he can take instruction [reasonably well, sometimes]. The best reference I can give being as we've been abducted into an alternate universe or something is myself. He's done building work with me before for his college apprenticeship, so he has experience in a working atmosphere, and he knows how to [sit on his arse and eat sandwiches] contribute. He'll be available starting today.

[Just. The smile in his icon, and then he shuts off the video.]


[ooc: Anyone allowed here for Fourth Wall, especially other gods.]

Comments

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[asofwar]

And perhaps this will stop him from listening in on private conversations.

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[justwonthegame]

What did he do.

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[asofwar]

Followed my Queen around.

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[justwonthegame]

Your Queen? [Wait. WAIT. The penny drops.] As in th--as in Frigg?

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[asofwar]

...will you resort to mumbling as well now?

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[ruleslawyer]

And who have we here? I like my goddesses tall dark and stacked.

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[asofwar]

Full of weapons. Long and sharp.

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[ruleslawyer]

You forgot hard, beautiful.

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[asofwar]

But you so helpfully reminded me.

[friggmagnet]

Um... Mike? What are you doing?

[justwonthegame]

What does it look like?

[friggmagnet]

You can't just go giving people my phone number!

[justwonthegame]

Looks like I just did. You can handle it. If it gets bad, we'll change your number. Meanwhile, you might be able to start contributing.

[friggmagnet]

You are seriously annoying when you decide to play dad.

[godofpickuplines]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure there are loads of people wanting to hire someone as useless as Axl.

[justwonthegame]

You have a company, don't you?

When did you get here.

[ruleslawyer]

Oh look, it's the hustling hostler.

[justwonthegame]

Fuck off, Colin.

[ruleslawyer]

That's all the greeting you have for your benefactor?

[justwonthegame]

"Benefactor". Right. You come near any of us today, and I fucking swear...

[ruleslawyer]

You fucking swear what? Tell me Ullr, tell me what you will do. Swear to me, son of the murderer of my child. Tell me, god of "I owe you for saving your fucking life."

[subecho]

If he has the bones of a guildsman, sell your brother as an apprentice.

[justwonthegame]

I'm not sure he'd go for much.

[subecho]

It is to teach him trade, not make gain.

[justwonthegame]

I know, I'm-- He's already learning a trade. But at home, and when he's here, he has to have a general job.