[Video/Fourth Wall]

[justwonthegame]

[Mike is looking as cunning as he ever gets, which is not a lot, but. Take what you can get from a Johnson.]

Wow, it's really busy today, isn't it? Huge amount of people, coming in. I'm sure there are businesses around here that could use some extra staff, or, you know, maybe somebody full time. Because just incidentally, my brother is looking for a job. His name is Axl Johnson, and he has a lot of free time on his hands. Here's his number. [He posts his number to the bottom of the entry. He doesn't even bloody care if his brother gets a few weird phonecalls in the pursuit of getting him into the Real World.]

He's tall as, and he can take instruction [reasonably well, sometimes]. The best reference I can give being as we've been abducted into an alternate universe or something is myself. He's done building work with me before for his college apprenticeship, so he has experience in a working atmosphere, and he knows how to [sit on his arse and eat sandwiches] contribute. He'll be available starting today.

[Just. The smile in his icon, and then he shuts off the video.]


[ooc: Anyone allowed here for Fourth Wall, especially other gods.]

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[asofwar]

Or he could have a cow instead. Free of charge, brings his own helmet.

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[fuckyeahloki]

Ah, but you're better suited to a lead and switch.

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[asofwar]

Hold back your bitterness, your highness - 'tis not my fault you have no sense of direction.

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[fuckyeahloki]

Now you choose to address me as such? Now, SIf? Where was this respect before. [Oh look, all his batshit just spilled out everywhere. Goodjob.]

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[asofwar]

I sold it for a goat. [SO FUCK YOU.]

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[fuckyeahloki]

Ought I have asked for two? [Do you think yourself undersold? What is the problem here, Sif.]

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[asofwar]

You drive a false bargain.

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[fuckyeahloki]

You bleat and kick more than any goat. He'd return you in a day.

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[asofwar]

Yet keep you forever.

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[fuckyeahloki]

I am not an one to be kept.

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[asofwar]

Go. Reunite and rejoice and leave me be.

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[fuckyeahloki]

I'd never act to leave you out, dear Sif.

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[asofwar]

I choose to leave myself out. Return the stock, I am not yours to sell.

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[fuckyeahloki]

You are my subject, are you not?

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[asofwar]

Am I not.

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[fuckyeahloki]

Then you no longer recognize me as a Prince of Asgard.

Your third truth in one weekend, Sif. You are doing so well.

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[asofwar]

I give my sword and swear my loyalty to those who do not treat me as cattle, Loki. You should do well to remember that, for it surely would have cost you the kingdom.

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[fuckyeahloki]

But you'll never know what type of king I would be, Sif. Your treachery saw to that.

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[asofwar]

Here we are again. Where is that blasted muzzle.

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[fuckyeahloki]

Your ineptitude is showing once more. The way of Asgard- when one says plain truths that do not appeal, use no words, only force to shut it up.

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[asofwar]

And I shan't be swayed from the way of Asgard in this case.

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[fuckyeahloki]

You never could be.

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[asofwar]

[This is how Sif's cruelty is born.] Except when you held it.

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[fuckyeahloki]

[Surprise, maybe a bit of hurt, then a twisting grimace of bared teeth] Then you question the judgement of the All Mother herself for installing me upon it.

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[asofwar]

And suffer the consequences I shall. Still it does not change my ever wavering loyalty towards you.