[Video/Fourth Wall]

[justwonthegame]

[Mike is looking as cunning as he ever gets, which is not a lot, but. Take what you can get from a Johnson.]

Wow, it's really busy today, isn't it? Huge amount of people, coming in. I'm sure there are businesses around here that could use some extra staff, or, you know, maybe somebody full time. Because just incidentally, my brother is looking for a job. His name is Axl Johnson, and he has a lot of free time on his hands. Here's his number. [He posts his number to the bottom of the entry. He doesn't even bloody care if his brother gets a few weird phonecalls in the pursuit of getting him into the Real World.]

He's tall as, and he can take instruction [reasonably well, sometimes]. The best reference I can give being as we've been abducted into an alternate universe or something is myself. He's done building work with me before for his college apprenticeship, so he has experience in a working atmosphere, and he knows how to [sit on his arse and eat sandwiches] contribute. He'll be available starting today.

[Just. The smile in his icon, and then he shuts off the video.]


[ooc: Anyone allowed here for Fourth Wall, especially other gods.]

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[fuckyeahloki]

She's yours for a goat. Though I'd get the better end of that bargain where smell and personality are concerned.

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[asofwar]

I will run you through!

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[justwonthegame]

Again, I am more than willing to help.

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[asofwar]

No - hush. Not your fight, not with this one.

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[justwonthegame]

It's really no trouble at all.

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[asofwar]

You have no training with a weapon, and you surely have no training against him. Trust me. Goad him not.

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[fuckyeahloki]

As I said, the goat's disposition is better suited to company.

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[asofwar]

Or he could have a cow instead. Free of charge, brings his own helmet.

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[fuckyeahloki]

Ah, but you're better suited to a lead and switch.

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[asofwar]

Hold back your bitterness, your highness - 'tis not my fault you have no sense of direction.

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[ruleslawyer]

The goat farmer among the gods is Thor.

[fuckyeahloki]

How the mighty fall. It was your working that brought him so low?

[ruleslawyer]

He did that all himself. He's quite mad you know, farming goats and killing rabbits with his hammer.

[fuckyeahloki]

It was Midgard and the time he spent there. With mortal women.

[subecho]

You have my name, but I have no goat.

[ruleslawyer]

That's because you're not Derrick.

[subecho]

I... am sorry.

[infernoandhearth]

Really? Who pulls your chariot?

[subecho]

It is often a pick of straws between my friends.

[friggmagnet]

No way! Are you like Asgard Thor? You're heaps cooler than Derrick.

[subecho]

[ Oh, he gets something along those lines often. ]

He is a Thor of his own kind, and I am one of mine.

[subecho]

Enough.

[fuckyeahloki]

You think a sow instead? Perhaps you are right. I'd trust your judgement of farm animals over my own.

[subecho]

I think you speak beyond your measure.

[fuckyeahloki]

I think you underestimate my measure.