002 ☄ video

[nohometown]

Because of the taboos surrounding anal sex, I find there is much people don't know about it, not to mention a great deal of misinformation on the subject. I thought I would offer some advice so that anyone engaging in the process will have a more enjoyable experience.

Adequate preparation is essential. Be sure to stimulate the anus beforehand, through rimming or gentle fingering or other contact. Making the sphincters relax will greatly reduce any discomfort you might feel. Relaxation in general is key. Take deep breaths, and take your time. Lubricant is also extremely important for reducing friction and making penetration easier. Your lubricant should be water or silicone based when using a latex condom. I personally recommend silicone based.

As for the sex itself, positions where your knees are bent and drawn into your chest: kneeling, lying on your back or on your side, will lead to more comfortable sex, or will be a good position to start from. This position will straighten out the anal canal and the pubo-rectal sling will draw back to allow smoother entry.

Whether your partner is male or female, massage or otherwise stimulate their genitals during intercourse. After you've achieved mutual orgasm, when exiting your partner's anal canal, allow your partner's orgasm to terminate and their rectum to relax before withdrawing.

A healthy rectum will contain fecal matter only when the bowel is full, so in fact, there is little need for anal douching. If you do feel the need to do so, only use plain, clean water at room temperature. Bear in mind, however, that douching can irritate the anal lining, even if one only uses water. Using another liquid will make the risk of irritation greater.

These are just some basic points. If you have any further questions, please ask, and I'll do my best to answer them.

[Just what everyone needs: a giant man dressed all in leather giving anal sex advice.]

Comments

[ronderotarel]

[He is very impressed. He thinks you're a great teacher.] Where can I find the lubricant?

[valentineluke]

Can't decide whether to laugh at or ask for phone number.

First curse?

[nohometown]

Curse? I have heard of the curses here, but I'm not sure what you're referring to in this case.

[Every time is a good time for sensible sex advice, right? Except... he ordinarily wouldn't think so.]

[valentineluke]

Nevermind.

What do you think of the City?

[nohometown]

I haven't purchased any here yet, but in my experience, lubricant is readily available. There are specialty shops dealing in sexual merchandise, but one may also purchase it where medical supplies are sold.

[ronderotarel]

[And now he kind of wants your number too. There's a flutter of eyelashes.] You're a very good teacher. I want to try anal sex again. Last time was terrible.

[totallyinaband]

That's very... thorough.

1/3

[shall_yield_us]

[shall_yield_us]

[shall_yield_us]

...Commander?

[nohometown]

[He retains his perfectly polite, sex ed teacher manner.]

Lack of preparation and knowledge, or an inconsiderate partner, can lead to a negative experience.

Sexual contact should be between consenting adults.

[Maybe this person is an adult who somehow looks younger; it's hard to tell here, but in any case, he wants to make that point clear.]

[nohometown]

Thank you. [Sephiroth is quite skilled in making reports.]

I decided to cover all the salient points, so that those who might not be willing to ask further questions would be aware of the most necessary information.

[ronderotarel]

I am an adult! [No he's not, but he learned that saying he's 14 never brings him far in this place.] I'd love to have a more positive experience. With someone who knows what he's doing. [Of all the citiziens he's met. This one, with his serious attitude, is by far one of those who remind him the most of Claude.]

[totallyinaband]

Oh all the sex talk posts today, I think that one was actually the least terrifying.

[Congrats, man!]

[nohometown]

Yes, Rosiel?

[There's nothing unusual about his report, surely.]

[shall_yield_us]

Not to strip bare your enthusiasm at tarnishing your own reputation, but -

Do shut up.

[nohometown]

I don't follow your orders, and I don't see what impact this has on my reputation.

Sex is no different from any other topic, and the shame and secrecy people attach to it is irrational.

[shall_yield_us]

Oh, too true. Unfortunately, the shame and secrecy can see you removed from office, you are aware.

[nohometown]

And what office will I be removed from, here?

Even at home, I assure you, my superiors do not care what I do with my personal time. [The way he spends his personal time is far more virtuous than many other high-ranking ShinRa personnel.]

[shall_yield_us]

Until a thin-nigh-invisible-yet-there line is crossed.

[nohometown]

Are you? [He's extremely skeptical, and he's going to research this.]

If so, perhaps you will be able to find an interested partner of your own age.

[nohometown]

Do you mean to say that I'm under the effect of a curse? [He isn't one to give up on a topic easily. He doesn't like to think he can be easily influenced, but now that he thinks of it, he isn't quite sure why he felt compelled to give his (assuredly excellent) advice. He looks thoughtful for a moment.] Yes, I see.

I don't appreciate having been brought here against my will. As that's the case, I see the City as prison, but it is a prison with its interesting points.

[ronderotarel]

What's your name?

[nohometown]

You don't know my world very well. [He could get away with a lot more than he does. He's the golden boy--or silver one, to be precise.] Not at all.

What I do here has no bearing on my standing there, in any case.

[nohometown]

I am Sephiroth.