002 -- video;

[invisibilities]

I'm back. I thought this was a dream but...

[ there's a pause. simon's frowning, and walking very quickly down the street. he looks somewhere between embarassed and irritated. all this advice is coming at an awkward point in time for him. ]

Why is everyone trying to talk to me about sex?

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[sempreadagio]

Today is a weird day. I think it's some kind of sex curse.

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[invisibilities]

Oh.

[ THIS TIMING WHY. ]

Will it be over soon?

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[sempreadagio]

Usually by midnight. So not too long to go.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Who cares? You of all people should be asking them for a practical demonstration, not asking questions. It's probably going to be your only chance to get laid any time in the near future.

[video]

[invisibilities]

[ BUT NATHAN HE DID GET LAID... ]

I don't want a practical demonstration.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

[WHAT, DID HE HAVE A WET DREAM AGAIN?]

Aw, come on, Barry. You know you always tell me.

[intheblanks]

Don't know. What do you usually dream about?

[invisibilities]

I don't remember my dreams. Most of the time.

[intheblanks]

Then maybe people are always trying to talk to you about sex.

ACTION SPAM.

[invisibilities]

[ eventually simon gave up on just wandering around. he'd only been here a few days the last time. he'd hardly gotten his bearings. so he resorts to walking up to the nearest door and ringing the bell.

he vaguely remembered the address. hopefully he'd be able to get directions there. ]

[boutant]

[ Luckily for Simon, Ariadne is in the kitchen watching Biscuit the kitten follow Rhada the obese car around. She's not sure who would be ringing the doorbell, but she goes to answer it anyway, blocking off the door with her foot in case any of the animals try to escape. ]

Can I help you?

[video]

[thepointyend]

They're talking about it to everyone. They're stupid.

[video]

[invisibilities]

[ oh my god this child is too small for such talk. ]

They shouldn't be talking about this to you.

[drinkslikeanan]

Think it's a curse thing.

Welcome back.

[invisibilities]

[ oh. it's his roomie/the guy he almost just sold his powers to huh this is potentially awkward. ]

I remember you now.

[coyote_walking]

You don't even want to know. Just avoid them all till midnight and you should be good.

[invisibilities]

I didn't want to know about most of what they're telling me.

voice;

[beifongbandit]

Maybe you look confused.

voice;

[invisibilities]

I'm not confused.

[synanthrope]

Does it disturb you?

[invisibilities]

No.

[ not...quite true.]

[errandry]

Don't even ask, that just lures 'em in!

[invisibilities]

I don't think they're paying attention.

At least,I hope not.

video;

[guardianjoker]

...It's a curse, but I'm sure that's probably been mentioned already.

video;

[invisibilities]

Yes ,that is what people are saying.