002 -- video;

[invisibilities]

I'm back. I thought this was a dream but...

[ there's a pause. simon's frowning, and walking very quickly down the street. he looks somewhere between embarassed and irritated. all this advice is coming at an awkward point in time for him. ]

Why is everyone trying to talk to me about sex?

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[video]

[invisibilities]

Oh.

[ /sad cat emote goes here ]

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Hey, man. You know what they say. Plenty more pussy where that came from.

I bet we could even find you someone if we got them drunk enough.

[video]

[invisibilities]

I can't. She's my girlfriend.

[ GOSH NATHAN. ]

[video]

[designedtoparty]

It's not like she'd find out about it. She isn't here.

[video]

[invisibilities]

I'm not cheating on my girlfriend.

[ NATHAN YOU ARE THE WORST INFLUENCE. ]

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Does it really count as cheating if she isn't here?

[He's looking out for him, okay?]

[video]

[invisibilities]

Yes.

[ nathan your morals need work. ]

[video]

[designedtoparty]

Suit yourself. But just so you know, I'm pretty sure she was doing the same to you before you got here.

[video]

[invisibilities]

[ simon looks hurt for a few seconds before he rejects that theory. ]

She wouldn't do that.

[video]

[designedtoparty]

You're sure about that?

[video]

[invisibilities]

Stop it, Nathan.

[ 8C ]

Re: [video]

[designedtoparty]

Come on, man. Could you blame her?

All I'm saying is we don't know she's ever going to show up again. Unless she does it's pretty much like you're broken up anyway.

[video]

[invisibilities]

Relationships don't work like that.

[ how is simon the authority on this... \

[video]

[designedtoparty]

How would you know? You're not exactly an expert, now, are you?