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[gotashortfuse]

[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

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[gotashortfuse]

Then get me clothes. But I'm not wearing those stupid clothes you wore.

[Michael refuses to do that.]

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I can't get you clothes without you coming along too.

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Fine. I'll come. [Hopping off the bed and marching over to stand in front of Raphael.]

Where we going?

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[bedsidemanners]

[just. shakes his head.]

[and tosses him a coat.]

Shopping.

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[gotashortfuse]

What's this for?

[Totally staring at the coat.]

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[bedsidemanners]

I hear it might help you avoid arrest.

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[gotashortfuse]

There's no laws. [Tossing the coat aside and walking out.]

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[bedsidemanners]

Mika, you can't just--

[following, flustered, with that coat]

You don't even have anything else on! Do you at least have any shorts that still fit?

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[gotashortfuse]

Nope.

[Totally just walking outside with no pants on because hey the shirt covers shit so who cares?]

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[bedsidemanners]

[raphael's face is getting progressively redder with each step they're both taking.]

You really don't care?

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[gotashortfuse]

Stop being so immature, ya dumbass. Everything is covered.

[Unless a gust of wind happens but...details.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[who could prevent or cause that]

[i wonder i wonder]

I'm not being immature. I'm being concerned.

[following until he manages to be walking side by side with him, however reluctantly, coat slung over one shoulder. just in case he manages to change michael's mind.]

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[gotashortfuse]

About what?

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[bedsidemanners]

You.

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[gotashortfuse]

Stop being stupid.

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[bedsidemanners]

I'm not being stupid! Here, get-- get behind me--

[as if that really hides anything as they walk into the nearest clothing store, raphael trying his dead-level best to saunter in as normal, and failing spectacularly.]

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[gotashortfuse]

Why? [Michael kicks Raphael's ass...literally...then shoves his way past to cross his arms and glare at the clothes.]

The hell am I supposed ta wear?

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[bedsidemanners]

Oof! Hey--

[the last shreds of raphael's dignity smash to absolute pieces right there as he mentally swears he'll never enter this store again.]

[but he straightens up and follows michael, trying to steer him towards the ladies' section]

If you won't wear dresses, maybe some j--

[no. no. turnabout is fair play. he has earned this.]

[as raphael starts looking for the skimpiest outfits he can find instead.]

Tell me if you see something you like here.

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[gotashortfuse]

I don't know what ta do with any of this.

[Staring at it like girls can't put clothes on the exact same way a guy can.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[putting as many crop tops, leather short-shorts, and so on into the pile of clothes hanging from his arm. he might have snuck a skirt or two in there. the world may never know.]

... You... what is there to be confused about? We haven't even hit the bras yet.

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[gotashortfuse]

What do I need one those for? They're only there for guys ta take off and no one's gonna do that shit.

[Yeah...he literally does not understand the purpose of a bra.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[staring.]

[staring.]

You cannot be serious.

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[gotashortfuse]

Yes I am.

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[bedsidemanners]

Michael... when we were walking up here, you didn't notice anything?

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[gotashortfuse]

Huh? What the hell are you talking about?