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[gotashortfuse]

[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

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ACTION

[gotashortfuse]

[Okay. Well that's easy. Arms through holes. Like this.]

Like this?

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[bedsidemanners]

Yeah.

[... struggling with the clasp. but he get it.]

... How's it feel? You can adjust the straps if they're too tight.

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[gotashortfuse]

It sucks.

[Staring at his boobs.]

Why the hell would chicks wear this shit? It's not comfortable at all.

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[bedsidemanners]

[raphael winces, torn between admitting and pretending that all bras are exactly like this. being able to pretend michael has cleavage doesn't seem like it'll be worth it.]

... Well, try on the black one, then? It's a different kind, probably more comfortable.

[... it's not a push-up bra. raphael goes ahead and unclasps the other one.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[Oh thank God. Tossing that one over his shoulder (sorry if that ends up in your face Raphael) and puts another on.]

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[bedsidemanners]

Better?

[yanking the bra off his face and hanging it up nicely. his gaze is wandering. badly.]

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[gotashortfuse]

I guess.

What kind of clothes are there?

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[bedsidemanners]

There're a couple of skirts and shorts... and tops. I tried to keep it in your usual style.

[he didn't. but it fits. hooker lite. lots of leather.]

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[gotashortfuse]

Anything fishnet?

[Digging through clothes now and giving Raphael a great view of his ass without meaning to.]

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[bedsidemanners]

I think one of the tops...

[distracted, distracted. hopelessly. reaching...]

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[gotashortfuse]

Okay.

[Huh. This looks like something. Now what will it go with? Those shorts? Maybe.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[no. no, he's got to restrain himself or he'll end up with a black eye. but his hand is kind of hovering inches away.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[Not even noticing because he's busy admiring some shorts that might as well be underwear.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[he has never been able to keep lust at arm's length. hand's length is out of the question.]

[... okay, michael, your ass is getting groped.]

ACTION 1/?

[gotashortfuse]

[Oh hey! He really likes...]

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[gotashortfuse]

[HOLYSHITOMFGWTFGDI THAT IS A HAND ON HIS BARE ASS.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[HE DOES NOT CARE IF THAT HIS BARE FEMALE ASS OR NOT.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[HAND. ON ASS. DOES NOT BELONG ON ASS.]

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[gotashortfuse]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO YOU MIND YOU JACKASS!

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[gotashortfuse]

[SPINNING AROUND TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER PUNCH.]

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[gotashortfuse]

NEXT TIME I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS HARD ENOUGH THAT YOU WON'T HAVE A DICK TA THINK ABOUT SEX ANYMORE!

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[bedsidemanners]

He-- oww! It was right there!

[raphael clutches his now-bleeding nose. but rest assured, michael's safe from all future groping.]

[probably]

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[gotashortfuse]

Don't you give me that crap! Learn restraint!

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[bedsidemanners]

I'm not going to do it again!

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[gotashortfuse]

Now fix yer nose up! Ya look like shit!

[Huffing and pulling on those shorts now.]