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[gotashortfuse]

[There is a girl on the screen who has long red hair and a very familiar tattoo on her face... She really does not look happy at all.]

This shit is not funny. Turn me back right now. I don't wanna be a damn girl.

[Michael looks down at his new body and sort of stares a bit.]

RAPHAEL! HELP ME!

[Yeah. Totally stomping out of his room to go to him. That stupid doctor should be able to fix this, right?]

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[bedsidemanners]

[no. no, he's got to restrain himself or he'll end up with a black eye. but his hand is kind of hovering inches away.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[Not even noticing because he's busy admiring some shorts that might as well be underwear.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[he has never been able to keep lust at arm's length. hand's length is out of the question.]

[... okay, michael, your ass is getting groped.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[Oh hey! He really likes...]

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[gotashortfuse]

[HOLYSHITOMFGWTFGDI THAT IS A HAND ON HIS BARE ASS.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[HE DOES NOT CARE IF THAT HIS BARE FEMALE ASS OR NOT.]

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[gotashortfuse]

[HAND. ON ASS. DOES NOT BELONG ON ASS.]

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[gotashortfuse]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT DO YOU MIND YOU JACKASS!

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[gotashortfuse]

[SPINNING AROUND TO GIVE HIM ANOTHER PUNCH.]

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[gotashortfuse]

NEXT TIME I KICK YOU IN THE BALLS HARD ENOUGH THAT YOU WON'T HAVE A DICK TA THINK ABOUT SEX ANYMORE!

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[bedsidemanners]

He-- oww! It was right there!

[raphael clutches his now-bleeding nose. but rest assured, michael's safe from all future groping.]

[probably]

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[gotashortfuse]

Don't you give me that crap! Learn restraint!

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[bedsidemanners]

I'm not going to do it again!

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[gotashortfuse]

Now fix yer nose up! Ya look like shit!

[Huffing and pulling on those shorts now.]

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[bedsidemanners]

I think you broke it.

[he's muttering to himself as he heals it back, using the mirror to try and get it straight again and wiping the blood off on a handkerchief.]

I'm not going to comment on the view.

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[gotashortfuse]

[Fishnet shirt on over the bra and he looks almost like a proper hooker. Except without makeup and...]

I want boots. Sit yer ass down and I'll go get some.

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[bedsidemanners]

[ordinarily he'd set the pile of clothes aside to sit down. but after the last five minutes, he's just sitting down on top of them.]

You don't trust me?

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[gotashortfuse]

Nope.

[Blunt. That's his style.

And off he goes to look for some boots.]

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[bedsidemanners]

[raphael sits and waits for him to get back, still rubbing his healed and now perfectly back to normal nose.]

Hey, I never said I'd pay for bo-- I never said I'd pay for any of this!

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[gotashortfuse]

[Oh look. Mika found the perfect thigh high boots to go with the outfit. Snorting, he pushes his hair over his shoulder.]

You groped, you pay.

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[bedsidemanners]

[raphael's tempted to check for a price tag, but he's not sure he can handle the disappointment. so there's a long-suffering sigh.]

I can't believe you walked out into the store with just the bra.

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[gotashortfuse]

What? I've got the shorts and shirt on.

[Well...sort of for the shorts. He didn't bother with fastening them.]

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[bedsidemanners]

... Fasten those first. If nothing else.

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[gotashortfuse]

Fasten what?

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[bedsidemanners]

The shorts. I know you normally don't, but you should.